I can actively not handle this casket.
Who would put the phrase "LOL surprise" on any casket, much less a toddler sized casket?! For any reason?
How did (what had to have been multiple) people do the work required to make this exist without stopping in protest?
Just... WHY?!
Why does she have a pair of Sikh khanda around her name now?
Is she grifting a new faith after running out of Jewish places to annoy?
(I mean, that or she's dumb and its a pretty-looking symbol. Both?)
This is just...wow...
Why?!
Would anyone actually send their loved one's ashes to some weirdo on the Internet to be encased in epoxy...and then like, put their car keys on it?
Who would possibly want any part of this horror-product?!
As someone who makes their living shipping similarly shaped and weighted items about, I can confirm that that specific area of shipping costs is stupid.
Such small things are too oddly shaped to fit in the automated sorters, so they're priced like packages, despite seeming like they should be...