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“I’m not going to talk about me trying to get vaccinated”. Did Phil just confirm what we already knew? Guess Kat's schedule just didn't match up with his "convenience".

Here, I tried to fix it again. Sorry for the eyesore with the colours.

But was it the arcade version? Most likely he sucked at those, and blew all of his allowance on them. In other words, the arcade was training him for adult life with gatcha games. Crappy freeware fonts that are totally not intended for blocks of text.

Something new I noticed during Phil's Pre-Stream: What are the odds that this is bullshit, and if one of his fans wanted him to play these on stream (which to be honest, would be a good idea since you don't see many people streaming arcade games), he'd do his usual "it's too hard, dood!" and...

Here, I had to make it better. Someone will have to find the "appropriate" pictures:

Great minds think alike. I salute you! Or from all of the gin.

According to this, Phil would have a 24/7 stroke.

Yes. And apparently, despite what he thinks, Phil's opinions/strategies are room temperature, anyway. Again?!

Phil, didn't you call this same game boring, and that you weren't having fun? Phil must have Korsakoff's Syndrome from all of the gin.

Okay, that’s warm, but I still wouldn’t piss and moan about it. We’ve had days like this in Toronto, but I’m not going to complain about it when I have AC and fans. You really are an attention whore, Phil.

After all this time, I thought it was Bugsnax. The way he acted last year saying how "mature" and "dark" the story is, and how it was so much better than Demon's Souls was a pretty transparent indicator that he was looking for something to pignosis away his utter failure in Demon's Souls. That...

“Tonight started off slow, but out of nowhere we suddenly had massive support which was great!” Phil, you literally begged on Twitter for one of your simp whales to save your ass. You went into Clown Mode after you got your rush. And now all of a sudden you're playing it off as it happened...

That part about finances is especially fucked up. How in a partnership like husband and wife can you be in the dark about your spouse's finances? Moreover, how can you purposely go out of your way to NOT find out, or let your "partner" know? That's real roommate material there, Phil.

If this is Phil's stupid way of trying to protect Kat, he's essentially shooting himself in the foot by showing that he really doesn't care about her as a wife/person. Obviously, in a relationship, you have like-minded interests, and some where you're completely opposite. You would think Phil...

All that time wasted doing practice mode a few weeks back comes back to haunt him. As many people have said, VF5 has exposed Phil as someone who refuses to adapt and learn modern mechanics for a 3D fighter that demands you use them. Instead, VF5 has become the ultimate detractor, and trolled...

“Now I’m a full time streamer who isn’t known for fighting games.” Can this fucker make up any more asinine excuses for why he refuses to learn how to play a fighting game that isn't Street Fighter 2?

It would be entirely different if Phil was, say, making a bolognese sauce, where you simmer the sauce for a long time, adding water/wine and stirring it if the liquid evaporates too much. Even then, at minimum, for some bolognese, you would have 4 hours of simmering for things to thicken up...

Something something "shills". Something something "I'm an honest guy" and "not a professional SF player anymore". Really, if someone had the initiative, you could construct an AI that would spit out DSP answers, and they'd 100% mirror what Phil was going to say.

BOOTLEG DARK SOULS NONSENSE EVERYWHERE. Seriously, that GDC video really is only the tip of the DSP iceberg.

Once again, DSP demonstrating he has the mentality of a 12-year-old for using a word he just learned. At least he's pronouncing them correctly, so I'll give him that.