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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    The muh genetics excuse fails to explain why the huge majority of people in US and europe were thin until the 80's. We have the same genetics than these thin people from the 40s/50s/60s you see in documentaries. Your body is simply not made to ingest 10000 calories of pure sugay crap while...
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    Corey Ray Barnhill / [Lulz] Xyrix / RuxPin / Zoom / Internet GodSpeed

    I dislike Zoom and I think he is a liar as much as boogie but I remember listening to him talking shit about the gunt long before everybody did and I have to say that he was quite accurate. Did zoom really moved to japan or it was bullshit?
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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    I fell down a few weeks ago while working at my house, I thought my hand was broken. It was not thank god, a few days later the darkpurple bruise was on all my palm and around the thumb, because that's where you absorb the impact. I don't think you can get a thumb like boogie from a fall. It can...
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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    I don't know why (maybe because he replied to a very old of my tweets) but I could directly feel that this account was bogus. I just replied "shut up boogie" and he typically made a sad boogie-esque answer. Spot on. We should collect to buy him one and deliver it on his yard, so that every...
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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    What I expect to come now : Boogie's arrest is going wrong Female officer ran over and killed by boogie's car Police chase across state lines Boogie is texting on twitter during the chase trying to put the blame on somebody else or anxiety for the death of the police officer Crashes against a...
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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    And I think many views are still coming from really old videos of francis rage or boogie falling in a pool. Nowadays he's struggling to make more than 100k views/video, even with more and more clickbaity titles.
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    MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King

    I missed some stuff because boogie's demise was more interesting lately. Matt had recently a meltdown/bad headspace time on 3 buck, said that he didn't like "movie news" any more (basically stuff about the mandalorean and the snyder cut and that's it) and starting anew with once again a new...
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    IP2 IP2 Community / IP2 / ip2always.win

    What is the connection between movies and people making terrorist threats IRL? I don't think it was funny either. It would have been funny if a cop was nearby and shot him. That would have been quality entertainment and justice served at the same time.
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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    In the boogie universe, lying to his audience always worked. Always. That's why he successfuly lost 80% of his audience in only 2 years. If the bitcoin sudden fortune is also a lie, I think part of his hardcore fandom will start to ask questions. Another booGay ops to own the haters. Oh that...
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    Choose Your Own Guntventure

    Houston airport, 5th of january. - Do we really have to share the same taxi? - stop it Varg. This time I will pay. Maybe 50%. Or 10%. But I will ((pay)). Look! This peruvian gentleman was waiting for us. Taxi! Pore favore, pesetas to el Gunto? - AyayaYAYYY! Let's go to El Gunto with la velocidad...
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    Choose Your Own Guntventure

    Angelo looked sadly at the man. - I think I will take a fish and chips and a diet coke, extra mayonnaise... - No no father, I am not working for applebee's, I am Sargon, sargon of akkad, leader of the skeptics, savior of the Ukip, britain's finest...*fake laugh* - I was expecting a Nazi and a...
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    Choose Your Own Guntventure

    Angelo was now alone in enemy territory. His last men from his sweet escort platoon had fallen. The battle had been epic - hundreds of paypigs with Gaydur himself in the lead attacked their company at dawn near the gas station. Every guntgard perished - cutted in half by swords, perced by irish...
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    Choose Your Own Guntventure

    In a middle of a dark french forrest, a bearded man in camo approaches a small, dressed in black very little person with a big crocked nose. - I can't believe they send me a jew, is this søme kind of jøke? Says Varg. - they knew it would make you react mister Vikernes, they know how to...
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    Choose Your Own Guntventure

    - Egyptian, it's a compilation of sales and imports on the Nile for a civil servant of the farao. Really old, really stunning piece. Fragile, don't touch it. - And this one Granddaddy, what it is about? It smells baaad... - haaa this one Joshua, I don't really know. Babylonian, undated. The end...
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    Choose Your Own Guntventure

    Boston, 4 of January. Reverend O'Saughnessy lighted one more Camel. No filter. - Ah! You mean the Council want my guys to drive you to the south? Can't the holy spirit fix a fucking driving license to his footsoldiers? Haha *kof* Angelo wasn't amused. Mortals modern bureaucraty wasn't something...
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    Choose Your Own Guntventure

    It's raining on the Vatican. This dark day of januari, a strange man climb into a black mercedes limo waiting in front of a small, hidden church. -Good day Monsignore, I hope you didn't wait for.. -Cut the crap Angelo, I'll met the Pope in one hour. Just tell me what you know about it and if...
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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    I would sell my house in order to buy a soap made of dead boogie body fat. I hope german engineering will take care of this. Then I will make a display for the white soap, and its stench of sweat, burgers and mountain dew will reminds me every morning that the fat fuck is dead. Fucking worth it.
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    Choose Your Own Guntventure

    When the black female cop entered the scene, she found Ethan collapsed in a pile of cheap thai blend malt; "he's sleeping madam'", yelled the arab shop owner, "don't touch him, he's a bad man, really bad man"; Shante'y take the 9mm Glock out of its holster "God, please help me".
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    FR Discussion générale sur les lolcows francophones

    Si il y a bien une vachearire qui merite un thread c'est amalek, rappeur mediocre ex-delinquant, catho tradi version rigoriste en ce moment en fuite de la justice, le mec qui commence tjrs ses videos par "vous savez que j'aime pas clasher.." mais qui ne vit que par le clash, dans la dissidence...
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    Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Jcaesar187 / the "Killstream"

    I am not surprised by the x5 speed aging process of ethan ralph, the balding, the grey beard, the overweight , the bad skin...And the rage, the weird behavior even when sober. Alcohol and bad nutrition do that. There was a time in my life when I was partying too much. Suddenly I looked 10 years...
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