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I'm listening to the chorus on a loop and giggling. I guess his amhole became a nothole.

To be fair, having had extensive experience with both Quadro and AMD's equivalent Firepro cards, I'd go for the gaming cards every time. The "benefit" of certified standards compliant GL implementations comes at the massive cost of those drivers basically never being updated, and it's arguably a...

Could this girlfriend be the Heather referred to in Wu's ode to John? She was described as a Ph.D. candidate in "Exercise Science." I don't know how intelligent you have to be to get a doctorate in being an informercial talking head theory from the great state of Mississippi (school motto...

You know who else loves USAA? Lauren Milovy. No wonder her and Johnny boy were best friends.

Who says a classic 911 isn't practical? I'd say the person who can't see out of the rear view mirror or the off side wing mirror because there's a fucking tree in the passenger seat.

Bro. You can tell. Your man does the dishes? Folds and puts away the laundry? Has more than one pair of shoes? Doesn't get drunk and slap you around? Sister, your man's a woman. One step outside those 1950s gender stereotypes and it's the titty skittles for him. Sorry girlfriend, I don't make...

Don't give Wu any credit. These stories of Wu's early internet use are entirely made up, as evidenced by the entirely anachronistic mentions of acoustic couplers and suchlike. There have been dozens of other inconsistencies documented in tedious detail in her various threads. What Wu knows of...

I usually have no interest in the internet famous section of the farms, but I was watching a video on youtube this evening and one of this guy's videos was recommended to me. I think I was about five minutes in before I thought "this guy definitely has a thread." When it only takes a couple of...

The most autistic thing about Ivanka was the British-by-way-of-the-Hamptons accent she used to affect. That was truly cringeworthy. I suppose it wasn't really her fault, I bet she was bullied at school for being a boorish nouveau riche.

Fun fact: All these various claims are total bullshit. Wu in fact completed chapters 1-10 of FF13 in 8 days between March 9th of 2010 (release day, incidentally) and March 17th. She then abandoned the game and only actually completed it in 2011, where I think she cheated because a whole bunch of...

I enjoy the irony of the gnome complaining about a problem that only exists because now balding gnomes can claim to be female, and are very upset if you don't acknowledge their alternative reality.

It's funny because it's not a problem that the UK has, but it is a thing that happens in the USA. There's websites that record all the troon murders in the USA every year. It doesn't take a whole lot of study to recognise what the overwhelming majority of them have in common. Something like...

Of course BriBri is never getting divorced. You ain't going to hit the tranny lottery twice in one lifetime. Somehow snagging a real man who not only doesn't smoke meth, but actually has a well paying job? There's troon hookers in New Orleans that'll scratch your eyes out for a whiff of that...

When Jake says they want the government to "lobotomise us and pass us around" I'm forcibly put in mind of that cartoon where the suicide bomber arrives in heaven and his 72 virgins are all male D&D nerds. I can think of no quicker cure for incel ideology than for the government to force Jake to...

Is that actually recent, or from the time of the election? 'Cos I'm fairly sure I remember that same image circulating months back. If they still think it's genuine then it's hilarious.

So I guess from that we can take it as read that Putin pulled the "Japanese penis so very small" routine straight out of South park on Trump, and it actually worked. There's going to be a whole lot of insider tell-alls written about Trump's time as president just as soon as he loses his...

Listing all the great sci-fi writers of the past who got their start by being serialised in Analog is like being excited because you're on the cover of the Rolling Stone. Just because it once featured The Beatles and Jimi Hendrix doesn't mean it isn't a pathetic shadow of its former self now.

How many tweets does it take to realise you're having a heated argument about the political significance of the Star Wars prequels, and that therefore you're going to have to top yourself?

The Wu house is so sad. They've lived there two years now, but every single room is still the half-arsed beige paint slapped on there because estate agents think it helps people "visualise" it as their own. There's not a single personal touch anywhere in the house, but it is overflowing with...

Is that the sound of Frank's money pissing down the drain I hear? As usual, Wu betrays where she got the thing from so we can see the price. 7500 dollars! I like Star Trek pinball too, but I'm not going to pay nearly 8000 bucks to put a machine in my house. It's noisy, it flashes and so...