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So I picked up Tekken 7 awhile back (on the PC with a controller), and I'm not a regular fighting game player. Whenever I try to do characters' combo moves, they seem to only work whenever they want to. I'm unsure if I'm pushing the control stick too fast, too slow, or something else, and I...

Honestly, giving how shot his immune system probably is from the shit he consumes as a substitute for "food" - I wouldn't be surprised if he was a prime target for a Covid infection.

Honestly, I'm kind of wondering what was the actual point where he finally jumped the shark - years ago he did actually have a somewhat-dedicated fanbase who would do things like make his recipes and send him pictures of their results - while nowadays it seems like he's just a meme who has more...

They want dick... but not yours.

"Uberstink.tv" sounds like the name of a fart fetish channel.

Heavy metal (particularly contemporary "extreme" metal such as death metal, black metal, etc). This isn't a take on the styles of music themselves, but the biggest incels and socially-retarded individuals I've met were into it (probably at the expense of better music as well). This is probably...

Not Jews, that's for sure.

Meh, either that or they just would have joined one of PT Barnum's sideshows (instead of just being internet sideshows). At least it isn't confirmed they're not openly into pedophilia (yet), but there are plenty of these types of freaks who are (as is well-documented on this and other...

Or better yet, AIDS (then it would be illegal for him to have sex with anyone without admitting he has it, and I doubt any legal prostitute would ever service him again - it would also be karma for him lying about that sex worker having AIDs because she refused to suck his shriveled cock).

Honestly, if Russ had not completely trashed his career prospects, maybe he could've made enough money at something to be a creepy sugar daddy for some Russian mail-order bride. And as far as street prostitution goes, I think there's a good chance Russ will get hustled at some point or another...

Honestly stuff like this (almost) makes me sympathetic to Hitler's eugenics.

Is Red being Leaf's boyfriend (such as in the kissing pictures) actually canon, or just fan "shipping"?

Honestly that probably is his best bet - no one has to see him or hear him slurping, and he won't be in the vicinity of any girls he would probably otherwise pester - if anything he should be grateful that he has the opportunity to work like that (50 years ago, he wouldn't have, so I have no...

Maybe Jack should bill himself as an "assisted suicide coach" (Jack "Kevorkian" Scalfani) instead of a chef, and offer his recipes as a mostly pain-free way to kill yourself, and his channel might be more successful.

For a Mario game character, this guy (Dimentio) was pretty evil and manipulative:

So I was playing Borderlands 2 the other day, and while I could be reading too much into it, I think there was a subtle Chris Chan reference in the game. (One of the characters called someone a "duck sucker").

I'm aware that Pokemon MC's are completely generic characters with no development, so this will never happen - but what if Pokemon made it canon that Leaf had a boyfriend? Would he freak out and get jealous and demand they change the series to suit his fantasies, or would he just identify as the...

I agree, I was just saying that he'd still probably end up in janitoral work due to his disability preventing him from face-to-face interaction, the only difference is that instead of being the ubiquitous "creepy janitor", he'd be a semi-normal janitor. And I'm not shocked that his ideas of...

On one hand, this is pretty sad - that he rejects "blood" relations and believes he's found "real love" in a character from a video game for 7-year olds (let alone one as boring and lacking in personality as a Pokemon MC). But on the other hand, given that his parents basically neglected him...

Ironic thing is that even if he wasn't a creep or a weirdo, he'd still probably be blacklisted from most customer service jobs, or jobs which require a lot of direct interaction with customers due to his disability, leaving jobs like janitorial work the only viable options. This also makes me...