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While some lolcows limit their online presence to one or two profiles, others shit all over the internet. Bernice "Neece" Morgan, 47, from St. Helens Park, NSW, Ausfailia is the latter type of lolcow. With an online footprint rivaling the most prolific account creators, Bernice has created at...

Meet 46-year-old Philippine-Canadian Romana Didulo, the newly-appointed queen of Canada and commander-in-chief of Canada's armed forces. She was appointed by the White Hats (in QAnon terminology, those are the good guys) in the military as part of an ongoing worldwide operation to oust evil...

Jonny boy has filed an absurd lawsuit against the RCMP, alleging that an RCMP officer "began to brush his erect penis onto the buttocks of Miriam through his pants repeatedly," after he had attacked and injured her. Yaniv claims the officer then repeatedly punched Miriam. Yaniv then claims...

Los Angeles, California. 2021. How did we get here? White Trashville, Florida. February 23, 2009. Florida woman Mary Barone (born Mary Margaret Woods) was seeing Florida man Kenneth McBride, who had been engaged to fellow Florida woman Roberta Laws for years. Roberta had cerebral palsy and...

(s/a) Tucson delivery driver Blake Howard Hobbs, 34, was tired of having no gf. Like thousands of other hideous incels before him, he decided he would troon out to live out his autogynephilic fetishism. And just like those other incel troons, he doesn't come close to passing, and seems to have...

(source) Yes, this 30-something woman is trying to get teenagers in trouble at school for being edgy on TikTok. Because "accountability." With an aura of smug superiority no other lolcow can rival, white woman Savannah Jane Tumbling Malm has gained notoriety on TikTok for doxing people and...

Kevin/the Tranch's thread moves really quickly and involves a lot of people - maybe it's time for a subforum with separate threads for each of the tenacious troons?

Expectation: Reality: Longtime Kiwi Farms users have seen their fair share of troon genital horrors, some of which are the handiwork of Dr. Kathy Lynn Rumer, a Philadelphia plastic surgeon who specializes in transgender and reconstructive surgery. As the readers of the SRS Surgeons thread...

(Tiktok video source) Elizabeth Blodgett, from Vaush's hellhole hometown of Tacoma, WA, is a theater major attenting Syracuse University with no personality. She fills the void that is herself with copious amounts of food and social-justice ideology, which is likely what resulted in her...

Barrett Pall is a 33-year-old gay social media influencer and former model from Stony Brook, NY whose performative wokeness could put the most hardened Tumblrinas to shame. Instead of whoring himself out on Onlyfans like most attention-seeking gays, Pall deemed his "life coaching" worthy of a...

It's time. Last year, we saw Jonathan Yaniv hold on to the title of Lolcow of the Year for a second consecutive year. Can he do it a third time? Or will one of the bold new contenders dethrone the bulbous monstrosity? These 20 lolcows were chosen from among the winners and highest vote-getters...

VOTE NOW in the Lolcow of the Year thread! Worldwide lockdowns didn't deter lolcows from being their exceptional selves, and numerous new sideshows reared their ugly heads this past year. :julay: (First Year / Second Year / Third Year / Fourth Year / Fifth Year) The Julays are an award...

(s/a) Meet Sofie Halili Villa (deadname Cole Jason Peterson), a 23-year-old self-identified "Marxist tranny," wannabe model/influencer, and entitled narcissist. While these descriptors are true of most of Villa's fellow Seattleites, Villa sticks out because of how ridiculous her hot takes are...

Meet Alendra Grecia Pine, a woman struggling with numerous mental illnesses who uses Twitter to journal her most unhinged thoughts, most of which center around rape and conspiracies to murder her. Pine is currently an involuntary resident of Success Care Services in New Port Richey, FL. She...

Kelsey Myers, or Julien Myers, is a ftm femcel with a habit of creating fairly well received art accounts, only to later burn them when called out for her behavior, a habit of tweeting things she knows absolutely nothing about, putting her foot in her mouth, and chopping her titties off. Her...

Should the Steven Assanti and Cecily Kellogg threads get moved into Deathfats since they're both behemoths?

Most of Tumblr's userbase consists of teen and 20-something genderspecials. However, the occasional schizoid older dude pops up, and such is the case of Stone-Man-Warrior, real name Kelly Karl Sleight. Born in 1961, the divorced Sleight lives in Grants Pass, Oregon and spends an inordinate...

(s/a) 18-year-old California resident Morgan Chambers has developed a reputation for her out-there political opinions. She believes most everything is a Jewish conspiracy, and even retweets alt-right sources like fellow lolcow Nick Fuentes when their beliefs align. She's outspoken on all sorts...

(Article source / archive) Brad Polumbo is the latest in a long line of moderately unattractive Token Gay Conservatives™ trying to cash in on his identity. Like his grifting predecessors Milo Yiannopoulos, Rob Smith, etc., Polumbo enjoys vomiting milquetoast centrist takes that the leftist...

"I love Virgos, they're so charming, they give the best head." Psychic Dashton the Vampire Slayer, real name Drew Aaron Kuykendall, is a relatively unknown lolcow from the midwest. He's active on YouTube, where he uploads videos of his drugged-out astrological prognostication and, more...