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"I began mixing the sounds of Yaniv fapping into a karaoke version of Madonna's Justify My Love. I thought that it would be funny. It's actually genuinely upsetting and may have ruined sex for me." (Hyperlinked because the actual quote post isn't working correctly, and I'm day drinking and...

I was reminded when talking to my brother earlier today about our setup for getting movies. We had a TV with a built-in VCR in our rec room, so when we went to Blockbuster or wherever and got a movie we liked, we'd just hook a second VCR up to it and record it. I have no idea what happened to...

When I saw that this thread had been updated, I had hoped that Ken had bought a used wig from eBay and had finally transitioned to Saturnella, Public Figure. :heart-empty: Instead of talking to an attorney, who will either just laugh at him or take his money to accomplish nothing (while also...

I personally would find Lucas Werner, Fat Faggot, hobbling around on a peg leg while screaming about his magical sperm hilarious.

Cynthia can always get on Twitch while she works on her terrifying projects, or Chaturbate to show off her ginormous ass, to raise funds to give to her newest scammer the production company that's totally going to finally make her fap fantasy dreams come true after all of these years. When this...

I can't tell whether she means she's never seen an ice cream truck with soft serve, or she's never seen soft serve before; neither would surprise me. She hasn't seen "a ice cream truck" in 13+ years...? 🤔

Lol at the thought of Russ-hole attempting to lobby state legislators. I'm not sure exactly how Nevada does it, having never worked there, but states require lobbyists to register, which I doubt he's done. He could still show up to the capitol building, but he'd just be the same kind of...

"Mr. Wogglebug wants so much to become your child's friend, if only you will help this franchise come to be!" :\

Felt sick all day, which started after eating a sandwich last night. I can at least eat again now, so hopefully I'll be fine in the morning. I doubt it was the bread, meat, or cheese, so I'm going to test all of the vegetables I bought once I'm feeling a bit better. That being said, it could...

Huh, so Cart Pusher is allowed to see his daughter. I'm betting their "vacation" was a day trip to see her or something. Everyone has intrusive thoughts (probably not "molest people," to be fair to Big Stuff), but the fact that she apparently lets them control her this much - or she's using...

I saw that this thing finally released to the general public like a week ago (to literally zero fanfare). Looking into it, they apparently also demoed it in hotels near E3, but not at E3 itself, which just makes it seem even more sad. It's basically a mediocre mini-PC that comes with some...

That gut comes into frame way before the rest of her, and that XXXL tent shirt barely even covers it. I hope she keeps up with "OOTD" videos, mostly because her struggling to describe things, poorly imitating other content creators, and generally showing off how she looks like an obese clown is...

He's definitely scary enough, but would also be an enormous liability on account of him being Russ. I can easily imagine him getting handsy in the dark with female attendees. You aren't supposed to start measuring from the butthole, just FYI. Especially considering how many Mormons are in...

I'm not sure if his facial expression was "oh boy, someone's talking to me, maybe they're going to yeet me a zoomer puss-puss!" or "oh shit I'm in trouble, better show my belly and pee a little to show that I shouldn't be mauled." Dem tiddies are getting floppier. 🤮 Semi-related, while at the...

Now Kai, 31 year-old divorcee, can have the childhood sleepover that she's always wanted with her BFF, Alexa! *yawn* If the Alexa AI ever develops any kind of self-awareness, having to listen to Kai and Mama Wheelchair is going to be what makes it decide to go full Skynet.

"This is my real dream coming true at long last," she says with less emotion than Russell Greer. I've completely lost track of how many times she's been scammed just since this thread began. Who knows how many times she's been ripped off since she started her wogglequest? "I have moved on from...

The broom was blue. :pickle: 💙:pickle:

They're both fat, stupid rednecks who can't do any better, neither expects any improvement or growth from the other, and they're a source of attention and dick/pussy for each other. This is extremely common, both with lolcows and losers in general.

I wonder where Lumpy and the Cart Pusher are going on vacation? It's definitely not to see his kid, since he apparently isn't allowed to. They're probably going to get a motel room near some shitty, third-rate attraction. Also, I just remembered where Manatee had mentioned "Havaria" before she...

I kind of wish we got to see more of Chris' basement lair. I honestly forget how much space he has down there sometimes.