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I'll vote Dave will not cum. It's his ED/poor habits I love these and have played with family members that are actual kids. They somehow adapt quicker to the game than DSP if they haven't played it before.

If the GTA mission was the one in San Andreas where he has to chase a dude on a dirt bike, That is the first time I saw him....I was left with special impression of him. @Dread Pirate Retard mention her views going up because its DSP and agree. I do think one of his pigs lets him know whats out...

Will Dave go from Immortal to Invisible on Twitter if he gets Cena? Said that in the general thread but feel like Dave is trying to use children's tactics to get back at those mentally ill detractors.

But the new games bring the viewership dood! Agree he could spend less money on his "business"

Dave knows what he's doing okay, He just needs an Xbox series X to prove it. Maybe he'll get one "donated" by fan...I mean fans. Don't be a nudnik kid, okay?

Sorry @actually for the crazy posts, Thread is moving fast lol. With that invisible John Cena jpg being offered on WWEC, how much do people think he'll sink into the game? Also, will Dave go from Immortal to Invisible?

Why did Dave choose to look like Ali G?

Dave does everything "legally" with his business including streaming games for profit without contacting the game company and stuffing those microtransactions into the monthly total cost. He can definitely speak on whats illegal because you wouldn't understand you "kid". Anything in that office...

Very accurate. I believe you posted a photo from HS era Jackie with three girls. He had a mile wide smile but was starting to look down on the middle redhead chick. If that were current Jackie, that girl would probably be in some type of danger

Not about Jackie or Derich but was thinking about the porn talk and how far its come and turning degenerate in a lot of ways. The family titles( especially w/ mom or sister) made me sick. With technology allowing us to have access to anything at any moment, I'm surprised people aren't either...

Not familiar with the game but looks like a medieval setting. Could Dave also have the title of "Lord of the Drains" like Blackadder in season 1? Sure he has the black Russian cod piece too...for reasons.

If he gets upset or has more pro tips for youtube, youtube's twitter bot will be there to hear him beat his chest from wins or just to complain. DSP is great at complaining. I still laugh that he thinks he's talking to people.

I bet he vomits in his mouth when he sees p*ssy. He is so rigid on stream and doesn't seem interested in sex. Man, what is this time 3 or 4+. If he wasn't spending his future financial well being on champions, he could've flew his dad out to screw the rack to the wall. @Prince Lotor and...

His "well maintained" energy efficient electronics are on all day/night and closes the door when he's not in the office too. I agree about his A/C possible going out with the heatwave.

They've almost always come from the UK. On twitch plenty of his fans talked about going to"uni". Yeah, I got it and not poking at that. I find it funny most of his fans are 20 years his junior. Only people I'd laugh at are Scottish sheep f*ckers. England and Ireland(I know its not UK except what...

dehydrated= not real.....sh*t this man is dumb. Its a crappy product but its from a real source. Maybe he'll mention the pickles at McD's that's dehydrated as well and not real. Dave is ranting about it but eats this crap daily probably.

Haven't stayed through a whole DSP pre-stream in awhile. I forgot this asshole takes a bathroom or water break after its over. C'mon Dave you've only been moving your jowls for 1hr 15min...i'm being generous.

Football(U.S.) players with brain damage from years of hits are more capable than him. The MRI would be great and wonder what effect copious amounts of alcohol of the last 15+ years has done to him.

Beat me to it...was about to say he has the first 3 but hasn't called 911 yet.

It is absolutely crazy the amount of stuff he complains about or what bothers him. his life is so mundane, uneventful the best he can say is he went to the mall or eat at a restaurant but he tries not to mention the food or delivery because he is "struggling". At least old people will give a...