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Jannies and Trannies are almost indistinguishable at this point. So here's a chicken and egg question for you: Are trannies really good at becoming jannies, or does doing janitorial services for free turn you into a tranny?

So my bodypillow gave me the ultimatum today. She said I should buy her a ring and marry her or else. On the one hand, she's so pretty and I have had the best of times with her, on the other hand, I am a rational, logical and high T male with desires that a bodypillow may not be able to...

I never lurked. I was a humble farmer looking for tips on planting kiwis... then I found this place and decided to join it without knowing the first thing about it. To this day I have no idea what a lolcow is. All I know is that I love beef. How about you?

Last week I went to the dentist and the first thing he did was ask me to open my mouth 8 inches. I told him I am not interested in making a soyface, but he took a look at his sheboon assistant and was obviously confused, not knowing what a soyface is. So I got up and left because he was an...

We all know Anime avatars. Obnoxious, closet homosexuals and possibly fat faggots. We all bully anime avatars, we call them body pillow connoisseurs, weebs, pedos-in-making, etc. etc. But I cannot help but notice how we give The Cat Avatar a pass. The Cat Avatar has managed to avoid all...

The title says it all folks. Boobjobs- you know them, you love them, no need to explain. Footjobs- degenerates and footfags are into them, they all should be hanged, but thats my personal opinion. but what does that make a cronjob? Nerds would have you believe its some sort of unix shit, but...

I feel like doing your very first crush would be more sentimental, but kind of underwhelming... but then again I'm not gay so doing it with Null would be homo. That gun is fully loaded and is just begging shoot something... What would you do Kiwi-bros?

Alright, it's real simple, folks. Exactly how thin does a person have to be to make you go: "This person is thin and I would NOT have sex with them"? Does that standard even exist, or as long as the subject isn't fat, you'd butt-destroy them? Or perhaps you're so desperate/degenerate that you'd...

The title says it all. If I fuck my own clone, am I being gay, or am I committing incest? Perhaps a bit of both? (Keep in mind that this is very different from fucking yourself.)