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    Hookup Thread?

    Yo Not sure if Kiwi Farms had a random hookup thread. People gotta be pent up here, or at least desperate to cheat on their horrible spouse. Asking for a friend.
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    Sonichu Sonic '06 and its influence on CWC

    Alright Sonichu fans, I'd like to get a discussion going about the 2006 "Sonic the Hedgehog" title for PS3. Most are aware that the game is a hot mess that really hurt Sonic, making the Sonic Boom reboot necessary. There's not a lot of mentions of this game by CWC over the years, but having been...
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    LOLcow singles board/Dating Game

    Has there ever been a Kiwi Farms attempt at playing matchmaker for LOLcows? In addition to creating "content" it is somewhat of a public service for totally insufferable immature folks who want a significant other. One idea I had was to create a board that LOLcows could access to socialize with...
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    Interests Pick the track list for Chris' new album

    It's time for old Bing Sinatra to get back in the studio and record a new album. I thought it would be nice of us to help Chris choose a track list. Make your own track list for Chris in this thread and name the album if you'd like to. I'll start: Title: Christine Weston Chandler is Armed and...
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    Sept 2014 - Chris answers name change and pronoun questions

    In September of 2014 I asked Christian a question on Facebook Messenger. To my surprise he politely answered me, and even answered a question I didn't ask. Chris has no plans of changing his name, and he identifies as either a man or a woman.
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    Would CWC last 18 seconds in the ring with Hulk Hogan?

    Just for old times sake I figured I make one last CWC thread, before we switch all of our focus to Hulkamania. So stop saying your prayers for a second, put the bottle of vitamins down and try to imagine Christian Weston Chandler going one on one in the squared circle with the Living Legend Hulk...
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    Does Chris make you never want kids of your own?

    In the past greater than triple decade, Barb and Bob Chandler brought a new life into the world despite their advanced ages. Their son grew up to be a lazy, angry, socially maladjusted idiot with the brain of a kindergartener, and for all intents and purposes Barb is still "raising" him as she...
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    "Mobile Style" NOW has the "Thank" button

    I want to thank the admins for running a great forum that I love reading. I often use the mobile style theme on my iPhone to read threads. It's great, but it could be updated and be really nice to use. More than anything else it needs the "Mm, Yeah" or thank button added. I really like giving...
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    Is Chris going to heaven or hell?

    Christian has a strange relationship with GodJesus, but he believes in Christianity and probably thinks he's going to go to heaven when he dies. From the looks of it, Chris is a casual, frequent sinner and rarely feels remorse or regret. Any Christians on this board have an opinion of what...
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    Christian's actual voice

    We're all familiar with Christian's strange voice, and how it seems to have become higher in his adulthood. In the "Song of Christian" video, filmed when he was 16, his voice sounds much deeper and almost unrecognizable from his later Youtube uploads. Here's the video if you haven't heard what...
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    How close is Chris to living like "Super-Size Me?"

    I'm sure most folks on here are aware of the 2004 documentary "Supersize Me" that chronicled what a month long diet of nothing but McDonald's would do to someone. From what we know about Chris' living situation, his diet is really limited to just a few things: Hungry Man frozen dinners...
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    Chris wasting money

    Over the years watching Chris' online hijinks, we've seen his :tugboat: money go towards a lot of unnecessary, luxury purchases. Chris seems to buy every new video game console that Sony and Nintendo release, and he buys them full price at launch before any price drops. Chris also owns and...
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    Did you ever think Chris was the real troll all along?

    Years back, there was a discussion on poetv.com about whether Chris Chan was legitimately who he claimed to be on the internet. Someone asserted that Chris Chan could secretly be a comedy character, and that we all may end up looking like fools when Chris reveals he's not actually an autistic on...
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    Skitzocow Christopher Claybourne / PresidentChristopher / WildManChris

    Better OPs with more content can be found here, and here. 6cA0Spfn5oo nNHVOJMxfZY He has aspberger's
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