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Would it be wrong or would it be right? If I took my life tonight, chances are that I might Mutilation out of sight And I’m contemplating suicide…

Surely we can take Jerusalem uwu!

Gentlemen, it has been an honor serving with you. Semper Fidelis

Bierocks are German meat pastries that taste amazing and go great with a cold beer. here’s a recipe if you’re interested.

Weird Al - It’s All About the Pentiums

Wouldn’t that be the capstone to his little misadventures, coming home to discover her rotting corpse

Not at all, that’s why I’m gay. On topic: Onion bagels are gross.

People who over exaggerate not feeling well. Really irritates me when people have a slight headache or a small case of the sniffles and act like they’re on death’s door completely unable to do anything except lie in bed like a slug. Pop an Advil, take a day off but quit fucking acting like...

At least his parents can now enjoy their life without their disappointing burden of a son fucking things up for them.

Skid Row vocalist Johnny Solinger has passed away

I married a man, Hank! Not a…gamer!

@dorxter¼

What is with Taco Bell pushing this vegan shit the past few years and phasing out all their decent stuff? Never really cared much for them but damn like two thirds of the stuff I did like is now gone from the menu whatever, I just go to Taco Time if I want fast food Tex Mex now. Tastes a lot...

The Ramones - Teenage Lobotomy

Some of this isn’t your fault. I mean a man can only take so many wedgies before he goes to pieces. Good luck to you, Buddy, and stay away from my son or I’ll kick your ass. you don’t need a crystal ball to see this guy’s future. He’s gonna live with his mother until she dies, and maybe for a...

Get a job Keep the job Plan a budget and don’t overspend Pay your rent or mortgage on time Don’t break the law enjoy life, whitey

I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am

Just being gay and not liberal was enough for some of my former friends to end their friendship with me. I’m not the biggest Trump fan but because I don’t think he’s Super Mega Turbo Hitler 3000 either that was enough for them. Sucks when you’ve been friends with these people for decades, you...

No one’s said Spock’s Brain from the original Star Trek yet? It’s pretty corny, even by OS Trek standards. It did give us the classic line “brain and brain!! What is brain?” line so at least there’s that.

I have a weird quirk where if I’m on the phone and need to sound professional and/or polite my voice goes up several octaves. I sound like a stereotypical campy gay guy and have gotten mistaken for being female by callers. I don’t do this with friends or family but I can’t help it if I’m at work...