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I’m the stuffed chair knee to knee with the toilet, and all the rest of you bitches are the toilet paper buckets.

Implants has to be centered under the nipple or else the nip ends up cockeyed. Men have wide chests with widely placed nipples, and this is why Troon boltons have a gap the size of the Colorado River between them. Here, the surgeon seems to have tried to graft the nips in a new position so she...

Nah he was just pressing her action button

My guess is Lurch gave her the classic suitcase pimp line “baby just try it and if you really don’t want to do it you don’t HAVE to but we really need the cash you know I love you baby I’d never ask you to do this if it wasn’t an emergency” and obviously it’s lurch who didn’t even comfort her.

Thanks OP this guy is a gem

Im here for when she recalculates her BMI with her new height.

From your lips to gods ear baby, I’d watch that shitshow for sure.

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA

Dude like wtf a fat lady went and tried classes in a potentially fun and healthy activity. The skating community is very size inclusive I bet everyone dislikes you a lot.

Whoops this is definitely talking about reversing a RNY bypass weight loss surgery. I think those surgeries do more people in than we know.

She said the scrunchies were never worn. Now post your torrid size in penance.

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In the interest of honest hate, yes, this is absolutely the legit way to do it, Asian grandmas do the finger thing for real. That said, Amy has a fucking red vitamix and I’m jelly.

Is that a nip slip?

God what’ a dumpy little kike I love it. Is Laur bringing her little piggy to market because it looks like they’re posting advertorials now.

I live in california so most towns have pretty clear neighborhoods for basketball enthusiasts, who are always in conflict with soccer players, though both groups are always stealing from us hockey fans. Also I call them joggers, leroys, and nigs.

Lol kelly was always too fat to be a ballerina. Like maybe she could have been the cheerleader on the bottom of the pyramid at best. Now who is the cow who lost thier eyes?!?

It looks like a real dick now-a red dog dick.