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god dammit this thread is so autistic here we have an irl don bluth character who should be voiced by dom delouise talking in a falsetto if he weren't dead and all people talk about is her shitty tastes in color and food and awkwardly avoid talking about how fat she is because that's some...

so, the truth kinda came out in regards to fph's banning on reddit.

this is too good to oppressively deprive you of and let your sugars get low

i had another big bout of depression and that really affects my abilities. so yeah. nonetheless, i finally got around to slapping some shit down on a scanner. once again, my gimmick is lined paper doodles. not impressive, i know, but eh whatever. from yesterday to now. bahahaha

got tonsilitis, wheeeeee

welcome to the boards, @nypical!! also, remember that skyraider91 (o7) said that barb honestly, genuinely believes that she's royalty.

i got the vodka illuminated bottle because i am illeminerty

where there's a whale, there's a way oh speaking of which this is kinda funny so, reddit wnnt on a fee-fee rampage, banning the dislike of rotund folk left and right, while completely ignoring coontown, cutefemalecorpses, picsofdeadkids, watchpeopledie, menfuckingdogs, and so on - caught in...

been missing you guys, but oh maaaaaaan it's summer summer summer - that like, never ever happens around here. work's been brutal - i like it, but it's brutal and sometimes it just kills me at the end of the week. but i made a friend at my new position who moved nearby, and their best friend is...

so recently a new distillery opened up right near the closest booze shop in my inconveniently placed area. finally tried their vodka - it's AMAZING. 750ml, $34 on sale, but really it's worth every penny. i'll try their gin next. maybe eventually the price will go down. so apparently around...

MY WEIGHT DOESN'T AFFECT ANYONE ELSE!!!

also

the 4am thing was an error. i should have pointed out it was odd that if they loved what a great worker i am, why would they schedule me for hours of doing nothing? i don't like to feel useless. the best part of my job is i feel like i'm a major part of getting things done. my bosses love me...

on the days when i hit the clock at 4am, i better remember to bring a good book. if the first 4am day is anything to go by, i'll have few tasks and the whole place to myself for hours on end.

someone said the slatons were surprised that there were people WITHOUT squishy foreheads. they think this is normal. i wonder what they'd say if they got plunked down in japan or something. they'd probably say "AAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH" because they got harpooned

aw man my new job is kicking my ass. but i'll be in such good shape and i'll be making much more money! i can even find time to stand around and draw or write.

so, i decided to do this: in the large crockpot on "hi" for 5:30:00. and i threw in 3/4 of a head of garlic because why not. and then i remembered i had most of a big ol' eggplant laying around, so feeling spontaneous i decided to cut it lengthwise, scrape out the center a bit, and put in...