I can't whistle, roll my tongue or snap my fingers.
I didn't learn to tie my shoes until I was 9 and couldn't ride a bike until I was 10.
Today I learned that cherries are red. I saw this documentary once when I was a kid that showed that Rainier cherries were white and people just dyed them...
I struggle with gender dysphoria but basically bottle it up and try to live with myself instead because I hate trannies so much I would rather be a disgusting, weak femoid than a tranny. I like to think I'm dabbing on them into infinity. Does anyone else feel this way?
Today I was browsing reddit as I normally do and found a thread where someone admitted she loved rubbing her clit on a playground spring toy through her clothes at four years old. That spawned an entire comment thread where a bunch of people confessed to childhood experiences with sexual...
I don't know, does anyone ever feel like they have no purpose for being here?
No matter how hard I try, I don't think I've ever come close to what it is that I have to do to feel like I belong. I feel like dead weight most of the time.
Do you ever get that feeling?
I'm sorry if this comes off...
My penis is three inches long when erect and barely an inch when flaccid. I have a micropenis. I was born this way. When I was born, my dick looked like any other baby boy's—tiny and pink, bobbing around on top of a big set of balls like an elf hat. As I grew up, it didn't really get any bigger...
Good post, but even more imperative than this is to never, ever share your true circumcision status online. Assuming you are American, 60% of boys in your probable age bracket (18-30) are circumcised, making it close to a coin flip chance. In addition circumcision is far from a uniform...
Chris Holley is a man with many faces.
With "self tested" IQ scores of 145 and 147, and "an official 'Mensa tested' score of 135 IQ (bad hair day, but still brilliant)," Chris is a genius, or in his own terms, "ultra intel," so he holds strong opinions on a variety of subjects.
He pursues...
I thought this was a little too big for reddit general. Exactly what it says on the tin: beastforums with karma. Was frequented by an anthrocon staffer who got arrested for fucking dogs.
zoophilia is still spared from having to become private by living in relative obscurity, but occasionally...
February 6, 2017 AD
I am now (supposedly) 10,000 days old and the humans still have not seen me for what I am: an alien.
I was very lucky this species has such varied behavior in their young, otherwise I would have been picked out right away. They merely thought I had "behavioral problems" and...
so everyone talks about autism in a derogatory manner, but since we already have threads on depression and anxiety and being a loveshy and other mental conditions where everyone is talking so politely, and half our userbase is autists anyway, i thought that we're finally at a point where we're...
I think "trans" should be corrected to "tranny" and "tranny" should become "dickgirl"—tranny is boring from a shock value perspective and I think it would make a lot of our thread titles really funny
"Phil's Dickgirl March"
"Chloe Harper and Randi Bakr: Terrible Dickgirl Twosome"
"Assigned...
honestly most of the times I want to use the horrifying rating are in the supporters forum when people talk about things like watching cwc's oestrogel video in class
I'd also say I would use it for most of the posts in the pics thread but that doesn't exist anymore :c
Post yourself reading something (especially from the forum), or singing a song.
One time I sang "So Need a Cute Girl" and the focus group told me that posting it in public would be a good idea.
I think they may have been lying to me, but whatever...
Before I created this thread, I consulted our GG expert Jaimas and asked him to make a good introduction for those unfamiliar with the Gamergate movement. Jaimas will adequately explain to you just what Gamergate is really about.
And now you know everything you need to know about Gamergate...
under the circumcision tickbox there should be a required box asking whether you have been touched in a bad place as a child and if so, where.
such a list should include
✓ Have you been touched?
✓ Was it Jerry?
✓ I knew it would have been Jerry.
✓ Was he circumcised?
✓ Wait did he even have a...
This is a peculiar thread for me to make because I was not an avid Deagle Nation fan and never watched any streams, except of course the final one in February. But as an autistic savant with an eidetic memory for lolcow habbenings I happened to remember the date and no one else seems like...