I haven't done one of these in a hot minute. Why not?
What is Skies of Arcadia?
An actually really fun turn based combat RPG featuring Sky Pirates, mysterious crystals, an evil empire looking to take over the world, all the classic hallmarks of the golden age of RPGs-except, it's on the...
So to give you guys some insight into what I've been doing while NOT updating the Stairfax Temperatures thread, I've been playing another Gamecube game that caught my eye while I was looking for Let's Sperg fodder. This one I can actually do videos for since it runs pretty smooth...
What is StairFax Temperatures?
Simple, it's the temperature of the room while you attempt to send a fax out.
No really, what is this game?
Star Fox Adventures (jokingly called Stair Fax Temperatures by JonTron in his review) originally started life as "Dinosaur Planet", an action adventure...
Blegh...so a lot's happened since my last thread. I got a new job, one that has me working 10 hour shifts 4 days a week. Which isn't bad, you get used to 3 day weekends. I also played Nier: Automata, and I think I got so drunk after completing it I made my own Pod.
Affirmative. This is Pod...
Hell yeah, Kiwis. In what universe could the people behind Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, and Dragon Ball come together to produce a game that still holds up to the modern day? This universe, that's the one, and every parallel universe that doesn't have it is slightly shittier for it.
Much like...
Well friends, I remember a long time ago, a Racial Holy War review that was quite lulzy, but the Internet Archive Machine seems to have no record of "rahowa sucks" and I, being the enterprising reviewer I am, decided fuck it, if the old one isn't around, I'll make a new one.
Racial Holy War...
Some days, you gotta work for it. Other days, the cow walks up to the guillotine itself.
The story starts with CinemaSins, a knowingly stupid Youtube channel that autistically nitpicks movies by way of "sins". Anything from a minor continuity error to actual storytelling fuck-ups gets sinned...
And the subtitle means actual, Jew-gasing, honest to Satan Nazis, not "anyone I don't like".
So, Bellum Maga. Briefly mentioned in Randall's "Let's Read Wraethulu" topic, where I got the inspiration to do this piece of shit. We're starting with the cover because fuck you.
Jesus...
Welcome, Kiwis.
Yeah, the name is an easy joke to make, but really, this was the first Final Fantasy sequel to be released in the US and therefore the moment it stopped making any sort of sense. For extra irony points, the American release was actually easier then the Japanese cut, though not...
Hello everyone, I'm AngeloTheWizard. You may know me from my many swear-filled posts about the stupidity of lolcows, or my Let's Spergs about Final Fantasy. My last thread ended with me having conquered the mediocre port-job of Final Fantasy 3, and I left with a link to Fly Me To The Moon, a...
Good Morning, Kiwis.
Final Fantasy 3 was the last game to finally get an English translation and make it to our shores. It didn't happen for sixteen goddamn years. Australia and Europe had to wait another year for a total of 17 years. It's also the only one of the NES Final Fantasies to not...
We're not fully starting yet-consider this a bit of a prologue. A prelude. If you don't care about history/mechanics, feel free to scroll down to where the pictures start.
Final Fantasy 2 is not a bad game. In fact, it's really pretty good. But, it takes so many departures from its predecessor...
I know I have the Moekuri thread which has been utterly silent for months now, but I guess cute monster girls giving panty shots just isn't enough to get me to really sperg. No, for that, we need a good solid JRPG, something that can really get me to autistically rip it apart...ah-ha! Final...
Best get out them "Aggressively Japanese" bingo cards, Kiwis.
What the Fuck is Moekuri?
In Moekuri, you play as Iruse, a summoner tasked with defending a village from monsters. Only, all the monsters are of the Cute Monster Girl variety (Bingo Space marked: Cute Monsters). Released in...
Hey there Kiwis! Do you like city builders? Do you like tropical islands? Do you like dictatorships? Do you like city building dictatorships on tropical islands? If so, the Tropico series is for you! Get it now for the low low price of zero American dollars at the Humble Bundle store below...