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  1. Darwin Watterson

    Roseanne Sitcom Revival

    As you probably know, Roseanne is coming back with new episodes later this month. Roseanne Barr herself has been very vocal in her support for Donald Trump, and she says she plans to have her character be a supporter of him too. Naturally, people are throwing big shit-fits. I decided to add this...
  2. Darwin Watterson

    Robot Chicken Homestar Runner sketch salt

    Okay, so this is already a couple weeks old, but it still seems to have a decent amount of steam behind it, so I'm gonna go ahead and make this thread anyway. Robot Chicken recently made fun of Homestar Runner in a sketch (yes, both of these things are still around; I'm just as surprised as you...
  3. Darwin Watterson

    #TheHaggening (MakeApp salt)

    Recently some guy made an app that removes people's make-up. Its intended purpose is to help make it easier to identify victims of human trafficking. People...aren't too happy about this. Like everything else these days, BLAME RUSSIA! They tried to get the creator back by using it on...
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    r/ABDL

    I thought a lot about whether or not this deserved its own thread, or if I should have just necroed the general ABDL thread. There are several different adult baby subreddits, but the one that produces the most content that isn't just gross fanfiction is r/ABDL, and it has an active enough...
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    Pillar of Salt George Takei

    As you may know, a great deal of people in Hollywood lean to the left politically. As you may also know, our 45th and current president, Donald Trump, is one of the most, if not the most, polarizing political figures in US history. Hell, look no further than this very subforum to find examples...
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    Feedback Thread prefixes for the salt mine

    Since my Tara Strong thread got moved from Beauty Parlour to Salt Mine, it was given a text prefix of "pillar of salt." This got me thinking: why doesn't the salt mine have prefixes? There could be "Movies/TV," "Gaming," "Politics," "Pillar of Salt" for people like Tara who produce salt and...
  7. Darwin Watterson

    Tara Strong / Tara Lynn Charendoff

    If you don't know Tara Strong, you surely know her voice. She's played many famous roles, such as Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls, Timmy Turner from Fairly OddParents, and (if you're a pathetic loser) Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony. She's one of the most well-known voice actresses out...
  8. Darwin Watterson

    Crash Bandicoot: The N. Sane Trilogy

    It dropped today. Anyone here get it? What do you guys think of it?
  9. Darwin Watterson

    Problematic with Moshe Kasher

    Since the staff have to go and be the fun police, I went ahead and made another thread here in multimedia to discuss Comedy Central's latest bowel movement. Original thread by @InLivingTuna
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    Samurai Jack S05E08/"Jashi" Salt

    Last night, the eighth episode of Samurai Jack season 5 aired. It firmly established a romantic relationship between the title character and his female companion, Ashi. A big portion of the fanbase, particularly on Tumblr, is absolutely fucking livid about this.
  11. Darwin Watterson

    Anyone know anything about dentistry?

    If so, I've got a question. If the tooth underneath a crown shatters, can it still be saved at all, or is my best bet to get an implant? It's a front tooth, the crown itself is fine, but the nub underneath shattered into pieces at the gumline. The post seems to still be intact.
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    Trainwreck Liz Katz / Risi Simms

    So, a while back, I mentioned this girl in the now-dead "Porncows" community watch thread. She's done a lot of low-key insane shit over the years, but was never quite on the same level as someone as blatantly insane and criminal as Donny Long or Eddie Dzial, so she's avoided getting her own...
  13. Darwin Watterson

    Article on Vordrak's group

    I figured this was probably necessary, as the members of this group have all played really prominent roles in the lolcow scene as of late 2016 and early 2017. I decided to call the article "Autistic Legion of Doom" because I've seen that nickname used before, and I really like it. There's not...
  14. Darwin Watterson

    BASED! Harambe

    Harambe was essentially the second coming of Jesus. He supported all gamers, did sick parkour moves, and was going to ensure that Donald Trump became President. But the fucking feminist cunts couldn't deal with the fact that he was going to ban them from being feminists so they had him killed...
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    BASED! Donald Trump

    Donald Trump is based as fuck. When he wins the election, he's gonna make it illegal for women to develop games, and he'll pass a law that the only female characters in the games will be the ones that true gamers will be able to fap to.
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    Failed Lolcows

    Not every person of interest that we find ends up becoming as legendary as, say, Chris or ADF obviously. Even cows who seem to have loads of potential at first sometimes end up fizzling out either due to a lack of interest or a lack of content. Some end up going into hiding upon realizing that...
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    Failed musicians/bands that you actually enjoy

    Do you have a favorite artist or band whom you think made really good music and had a lot of potential, but for whatever reason never managed to get their career off the ground? Personally, I like SPF1000. They're mostly known for having a song featured in an episode of the Grim Adventures of...
  18. Darwin Watterson

    Favorite wrestling gimmicks

    Which gimmick of any given wrestler, past or present, was your favorite? More recent ones for me that I can think of: The Wyatt Family (even though WWE doesn't book them right) Damien Sandow as "the Intellectual Savior" "Undashing" Cody Rhodes (when he had the paper bags and the clear plastic...
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    Careercow Monica Foster / Alexandra Melody Mayers

    Monica Foster (Alexandra Melody Mayers) is a retired porn actress and one of the many people whom Donny Long has a raging hate boner for. Much like many other people in the porn industry, Monica is a raving loon herself. According to her page on Porn Wikileaks, she's failed at just about every...
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    Lolcow OatsTheMan

    If you don't follow Aaron McCluske, allow me to fill you in on what's been happening with him as of late. His channel got hacked and the hacker threatened to delete all of Aaron's 60,000+ videos unless the users of Kiwi Farms showed their faces. The problem with this is that Aaron is literally...
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