What hypothetical vowel and consonant shifts, over time, would have been needed, on the Germanic and Latin branches of the Indo European language tree, for modern English to say "bagina" instead of "vagina"
In the 5 hours of downtime from Twitter furries DDOSing the site, my wife made me to have sex with her because "you have some free time now"
FUCK TWITTER
#canceltwitter
Update after a few months: The antivirus programs are now greater than the enjoyment level of masturbating with a cheese grater like in the past, and other than a Steam game taking a few seconds longer to start up, they offer decent protection when downloading yiff porn from Russian sites.
The troons are getting uppity. One troon is mad because 2fat4surgery. Another fat troon , who admitted to being fat and needing to lose weight, has triggerd the group for suggesting that being fat has health risks.
If Trump had been elected, he would have gone down to the hardware store, got a roll of duct tape, and then split the shared bedroom in half.
Conflict solved for like $5