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What hypothetical vowel and consonant shifts, over time, would have been needed, on the Germanic and Latin branches of the Indo European language tree, for modern English to say "bagina" instead of "vagina"

New internet technology makes real girlfriends a thing of the past. Women did this to themselves. They chose to be with a douchebag who treats them badly rather than us gentlemen. Now is the time of gamers. Gamers are the future. AI is the future. It is a beautiful synergy. Women will be...

Nobody can deny the power of labeling someone a fascist. It is a logical nuclear bomb for any internet argument. Instead of a new wave of enlightenment and discussion, the internet would be better served by refining and manufacturing better and more powerful accusations. Mutual Assured...

Running MiKKKro$oft Windows on a laptop after more than a decade of UNIRONICALLY USING LINUX Laptop came preinstalled with a trial of McAfee. I remember McAfee the software sucking, but I am a fan of McAfee the person. Has the antivirus software gotten less shitty or is it still as unstable...

I need a browser plugin for Uber Eats that plays car vroom and beep noises as it travels on the map so I can watch it on my living room television while I wait for my food. Will pay monies in bitcoin.

A man with superpowers conceals his identity by fighting crime only when his wife and her bull think he is hiding in the closet and getting cucked.

I have a machine in my basement with deece specs for moderate CAD work (freecad and OpenSCAD) (Ryzen5 2600, 32 gb RAM, GTX 1650.) It unironically runs Lunix. I have a refurb Dell Latitude I use for code and field work (8gb ram, 2nd gen mobile i5, Intel twig and dingleberry GPU.) Latitude...

I get it, loss can hurt. You might feel alone. I want you to know, though, that you are not, and that things will get better for you over time. This too will pass. Do not throw your life away over one election. If you need to talk to someone, then please don't hesitate to use the following...

I've been playing Mother 3 for the first time, and I often find myself not knowing what to do So I took screenshots of helpful tips and tricks to make your Mother 3 play through less difficult. Trick 1: Eat the most delicious foods you can find to heal HP and MP Trick 2: Mind your...

Now that he is permabanned, the mods should change his avatar to be in a jail cell.

If you went to a whorehouse and you paid for a gloryhole on the agreement that a woman would be doing it, but the whorehouse manager lied and had Ed, the janitor ( AMAB he/him ) jerk you off through the gloryhole instead. Is that gay?

So, black people amirite?

What does a vagina feel like? Asking for a friend.

Supposing that a married couple of 20 years started out as high school sweethearts at the age of 15, and are just normal non-deviants with a vanilla, monogamous sex life, except that occasionally one partner likes to look at 20 year old, non nude, pictures from when their spouse was 15 and...

kys faggots plox

September 11, 9AD Battle of the Teutoburg Forest 3 Leigions, led by Varus, suffer a devastating loss at the Rhine River, letting Barbarians rule across the Rhine for the next 400 years. Though Rome might try, it could never recover from the loss. A few centuries later, the germanic tribes...

Coco the gorilla could communicate with people and even taught other apes sign language. She was able to consent to ownership of a cat, so I ask you: could a gorilla who speaks sign language consent to sex with a human?

This thread is a hypothetical situation in which you must choose either Lowtax or Chris Chan as America's next top comedian. Suicide is not a way out. Nether are funny but Chris Chan is more retarded than Lowtax so I would personally say Chris Chan because Lowtax has less excuses.

*trigger warning: word that require a 9th grade level vocabulary Hi new users from /r/the_donald. Here at the Farms, we understand how oppressed you are, what with having 9 fingers, 11 toes, and hemophilia*. Use this safe space to hide until the negro menace has passed.