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Awright. Which one of you exceptional individuals sent her a bunny mug? Did it have to be such a goddamn sappy bunny mug? Really? I have to reincarnate as @FarrtMonster2020 now, dammit.

He's never complained of joint pain or specifically of arthritis. But he has complained of nerve pain - back and leg - and asked a telemed doctor for an Rx for orthotics, which he said he'd worn until he was 12, meaning he was born with foot and gate problems that may cause him back and hip pain...

So what's up with Lauren these days?

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard before coffee. At first, I thought she was putting us on, trolling the trolls. Jim Morrison's alive in upstate New York? But the second video made me a believer. As of June 3, 2020, we have entered a new era of Marissa, the post-bango, post-Satanism...

Is Marissa trying to two-time Syd, casting a flirty eye over there at Francis Monkman, who weirdly enough, is still alive? Her channel gained 664 views from 5/22 through 5/29, with 30% of them going to the videos featured on her homepage: "Innocence Elise" getting 105 views; "Really Rad...

Thatcher lost her mind in the end, didn't she? Dementia and stroke? Maybe she reminds Yaniv of Miriam. Edit: Just to keep the record straight - Yaniv began grooming a girl when she was only 10, according to a text he sent to Jess Rumpel.

Go to YouTube, search for Jonathan Jessica Yaniv, and filter for longer videos. For fairly indepth, quite accurate reporting as major events have transpired, go to Rose of Dawn's channel. For videos Yaniv himself has made over the years, go to MeowTube's video galleries.

Great news that they're going to try to get charges laid against Yaniv. Nice shoutout to LangleyResident and others assembling screenshots and other evidence that are benefiting Donald.

Oh shit, ninja'd by the master! I checked before I posted, too. It's not like there are so many of us on this thread either, LOL. Sorry. Edit: Just noticed she added "SARCASM" to the end of her May 21 video title, "Thank You So Much Goth Cat Boy Millionaire For Sending Me Proof Loved It." There...

Two more in the same vein: I Really Can't Stand The Consonant R In My Accent, I Want To Sound British! "Well, I'm getting rid of all the consonant Rs. I'm listening to all the consonant Rs in my words and I caaaahn't stand it and I don't enjoy listening to, uh, when I say secret...

Penny must sure be all busted up about not being in lockdown with the McNamaras. Coulda been there in the heart of a warm, lesbian fam, hunched over the 3D printer making bigger and bigger dildos for Mama Lauren while eating Mama Heather's fresh fried frozen vegetables, the kids hiding in the...

There are no terves. There are no troons. There are only cows and kiwis.

Contacting Norm MacDonald would probably work better. "Well, in all fairness, a woman who has a penis and wants to date little girls is going to feel anxious after standing in a public restroom for more than two or three hours. No, no, listen. If you're trying to insert a tampon in a...

To prepare for PrideFall, please review Internet Historian's 4:30-min recounting of the 2014 Tumblr v 4Chan Wars.

Miriam's bashful boopsie used to hawk porn online and told MandaPanda that what he liked about Google Glass was being able to watch porn while he walked through the mall. And for at least the last eight years he's messaged young women and girls with golly wolly oooo what I just saw online oh my...

Miriam's building is restricted to those 55+, so if he moves in there he won't be the only one wailing away with a cane.

In keeping with her two-fer pattern, we've now got The Art Of Magic, Where God Intervenes, Magic Happens, Gothic Romance Story In Real Life "This is the art of magic. And magic is what happens when God intervenes in something. It's like a ouija board, too, if God is involved. God is...

My Smug, Arrogant Stalker Thinks They Should Have RIghts To Vex, Taunt, Insult Me At My Home! Very like the video that @Ellesse_warrior archived yesterday. It may be the second vid @Ellesse_warrior saw Marissa had uploaded and that vanished almost immediately. It's the 11th stalker...

Well of course Syd Barrett would give money to Umberto Eco, Marissa. Dead people can't use mortal currency. That's why M. Night Shyamalan made a documentary about the advantages of having a dead shrink - they can't bill you. Give that some serious thought.

Any time a man weighs in, Yaniv freaks the fuck out.