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This is excellent recon work, soldier! It's going to be critical for pulling of the le epic trolling still to come. I've added 'chris occasionally shops at Walmart' into my top secret dossier. With your help, we now have confirmation that Chris, a white trash dumbass from central Virginia, is...

If Null makes the funds happen and has Chris' interests in mind for getting him from Cwcville to Seattle without incident, I'm 100% sure that a flight can be arranged to happen without smoothly. TSA, Airports, and Airlines all have procedures for disabled passengers, including the...

Yeah, imagine the lifechanging experience of thousands of miles of interstate, McDonalds outside of Charlottesville, and gas stations that aren't Sheetz. Truly an awe inspiring cultural experience

Everyone's favorite progressive bastion: The Pinkerton Detective Agency. You can hire them to mow down striking coal miners, but they wouldn't dare misgender anyone

I imagine all airlines have something similar to this: https://www.aa.com/i18n/travel-info/special-assistance/special-assistance.jsp A goddess wouldn't take advantage of this service herself, so null will have to make sure this particular box gets checked

Love the sentiment, but the whole point of first-class accommodations is having space separating you from even the other first class passengers

Yes, but an airport and inside an airplane are generally places where there are a few inflexible rules you need to follow or else risk being kicked out. There was a story earlier this year of a family suing an airline for allegedly being kicked off for their smell. He can go to McDonalds just...

Yeah, what null is proposing, (I think,) is the closest thing to a productive job Chris could ever have. Maybe it would have been different if Bob and Barb were willing to put in the work needed when he was a kid, but they didn't. He is a minor e-celeb and there's demand for the nonsense...

One word of caution that hasn't been brought up yet is that an incident on a plane has a slim but possible chance of getting a huge amount of attention. Remember that Korean guy who flipped out, squealing while he was dragged off a plane a couple years back and became major national news? If...

If you want to step in, acting as a middle-man for drawings could be a legitimately helpful first step. If he's in any way prepaid for any amount of work he's yet to do, he will not finish it. You could commission drawings from him on behalf of others to release the money to him only after he...

If Chris gets any cash after Barb dies, it will probably be significantly more money than he's ever seen before. Obviously, I see why people think he'll waste it all quickly, but in the past he's wasted much smaller amounts on McDonalds and Legos which you can only spend so much on. That doesn't...

That's a really good point. What does owning an Icarly tote bag possibly add to what he's trying to do? In the ideal version of what he wants to do, Books and games could add to the thesis of a video, but his has no thesis to add to.

Reaction seems to be a little mixed overall to the latest episode and the series continuing in general, but I thought this one was almost non-stop hits. I agreed with most people on here thinking that there wouldn't be much entertainment from a bunch of twitter threads, but chris scolding a...

This may be an old take, but the thing that makes Quinton so frustrating and worthy of ridicule is that he has such enviable opportunities that he just chooses to throw away on garbage. I actually watched some of the earlier things he did about dead youtube channels when they got picked up by...

An interdimensional goddess trying to possess a child across time seems like the kind of thing that could fry the kid's brain, giving him autism. Some version of this is what I now accept as cannon

I wouldn't do it, and I don't think anyone else should either, but convincing him of this feels like the last remaining bit of trolling anyone could conceivably do. Chris going full Ouroboros and believing that the origin of his autism was actually one of the imaginary friends he made up to cope...

From the title alone, I was initially intrigued. Unfortunately, this book looks like it's 600 pages of nothing of any substance; which is disappointing because I'm actually extremely intrigued by Chris as a sort of outsider artist. I may be exposing myself as my own sort of severe autist, but...