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  1. Cyclonus

    Yanks, what the hell is cursive?

    Is it just a fancy way of saying joined up writing?
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    What the hell is a tank engine?

    Why isn't he just called Thomas the train?
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    Me right joycons knackered!

    Well, not really. It still works perfectly, I can still play the Switch, but the LED lights not coming on and for some reason that really annoys me. What's going on and can I fix it?
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    Headfucks

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    The limericks thread

    The history of our fair site: There once was a forum for Chris but it's limited range was amiss then it opened its door to lolcows galore Now reading it is just bliss.
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    Post something technically true but misleading

    For example: Joshua Moon did not rape and strangle a five year old girl called Allison McBride on the roof of the Cecil hotel in Los Angeles at 3:57 PM on Wednesday 7th of June 2017. I repeat, Joshua Moon did not rape and strangle a five year old girl called Allison McBride on the roof of the...
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    Did you know you can buy potassium cyanide online?

    You can get it right here: https://www.fishersci.co.uk/shop/products/potassium-cyanide-extra-pure-slr/10599380 And the good news is according to Wikipedia it's pretty painless...
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    Shouldn't people be allowed to kill themselves?

    What gives society the right to force people to live if they don't want to?
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    I have an extremely painful skin tag. Am I going to die?

    Break it to me gently.
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    Magic Eye pictures

    These really need to make a comeback because I miss the smug sense of superiority when people who can't do it try in vain to see the hidden image and eventually walk away muttering about the whole thing being a hoax. Out of this world. You toucan the piss? Batter up! Rock on. Which...
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    Are we close to topping out on graphics?

    From what I've seen of the new consoles, the graphics aren't that much better than the last generation. Hell, there's PS3 and Xbox 360 games that wouldn't be considered to look too bad if they were released today. This is the point where the PC master race come in to sneer at us filthy console...
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    What is the quickest, most painless way to kill yourself?

    I don't have easy access to guns or high buildings. Oh, and a low chance of it backfiring and me ending up brain damaged or with broken bones in agonising pain but still alive would be nice.
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    Invent a new food

    List your strange and exotic ideas for cuisine here! I had a great idea for a new type of candy I would simply call "Surprises". They would look like chocolate balls, all identical to each other, something like Malteasers. But the gimmick would be that each one would have a different filling and...
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    Different interpretations of SOS by ABBA?

    Something that really annoyed me years ago that I completely forgot about has just came back into my mind and is slowly driving me mad. It must have been more than a decade ago, but there was one of those annoying list shows on Channel 4, you know, the ones where random z-list celebs tell jokes...
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    In search of: The perfect, unproblematic cottagecore game

    https://uppercutcrit.com/iso-the-perfect-unproblematic-cottagecore-game/ ISO: The Perfect, Unproblematic Cottagecore Game By Harriette Chan 4 days ago Cottagecore is an internet trend that has been blowing up my social media ever since quarantine started. Filled with idyllic images of outdoor...
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    ‘Realistic’ Game Environments Don’t Acknowledge Disabled People

    https://uppercutcrit.com/realistic-game-environments-dont-acknowledge-disabled-people/
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    Will there ever be a standard gaming platform?

    Its ridiculous that you have to shell out hundreds of bucks for all the different consoles as well as a decent PC to play all the latest games. And if you want to play retro games its even worse. Why isnt backwards compatibility a standard feature? When will the madness stop? What's ironic is...
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    Metal Gear Solid 2 is a steaming pile of piss

    OK, I know I'm late to the party here. MGS 1 was one of my favourite games on the PS1, but I kind of fell out of playing new games during the PS2 era and only got back into it when PS3/Xbox 360 launched. So I had played MGS1 a million times but none of the others. I recently decided to play...
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