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    Death Note farms

    What's the next name Josh will write in his book???
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    The following 7 numbers are ranked, from smallest to largest.

    7. 108 6. 27 5. 10 4. 1556 3. 3 2. 997 1. 80 Thank you for reading. Subscribe for more ranked lists.
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    Current state of the farms.

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    A message about Null from a mutual friend.

    A message about Null from a mutual friend: At 11:45 on Tuesday, I was on a phone call with Null. He’d just taken a large overdose of copeamine and guacamole. I saw a photo of the noose. 30 minutes into the call, Little Girls by Oingo Boingo started playing at the other end. I wouldn’t hear...
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    Can you guys bully me into losing weight, gaining it back, losing it again, then gaining even more weight than what I had originally?

    How would you go about bullying a fatass into becoming super skinny, then bullying them even harder to get even fatter than they were before?
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    Who would win in a fight? Popular movie stars edition.

    Who would win? Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Matrix from the movie Commando (1985)? Or Shrek Shrek as Shrek 2 from the movie Shrek 2 (2004)?
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    The Official Hovercraft Thread.

    Looking around, I noticed there's not already a thread here about how awesome hovercraft are. Personally, I think hovercraft are heckin sweet! What does everyone else think? How rad would you rate hovercraft, on a scale of 1 to 10? And if you answered anything but 10, please explain why you...
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    TFW Josuke drinking a small carton of milk through a straw.

    TFW Josuke drinking a small carton of milk through a straw.
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    What's up with Q&A tarding up retards?

    It was tarded a week ago trying to tard a seemingly innocent tard but now for every stupid tard we have 5 or more tards of said tard. Don't be tards. You won't get tards for trying to tard stupid tards.
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    Are dead baby jokes still funny?

    I made a dead baby joke in a comment on a YouTube video about boat maintenance, and people replied that it wasn't funny. Am I the asshole? Or is everyone else wrong and they're a bunch of sissy la-la pansy asses?
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    Pride Then vs Pride Now

    Who remembers the glory days of LGBT pride? Back when being gay meant cross dressing, wearing garish clown makeup, stealing meat from the store by sticking it between your legs, burning down houses, killing (and eating) people, and literally eating fresh dog shit? Back when the gays were real...
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    I'm thinking about becoming erect.

    I'm thinking about getting aroused, letting my brain send nerve signals telling blood to fill the corpora cavernosa in my penis and causing it to become rigid in a hard, erect state. But I have no idea where to start, where should I begin?
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    Is Josh a lolcow?

    Josh's dick is broke, he jerks it to cat boys, and for the longest time he lived with his mom. He's an "international fugitive", and despite constantly getting legal notices because he's a "defender" of free speech (and lives in a former combloc shithole because of it), he's been going on a wild...
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    If Amberlynn Reid stepped on you, would it kill you?

    And if so, would it be instantaneous, or would it be a painful drawn out death? What if ALR stepped on your toe? What parts of your body if she stepped on would be fatal? Non fatal? Discuss.
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    Will Boogie get the Death Penalty?

    https://www.change.org/p/arkansas-give-boogie2988-the-death-penalty Will our boy fry?
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    How tall is Peppa Pig?

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    Dear Null: One day isnt enough.

    just when I was getting used to my weeb shit avatar you gave me for April fools day, you change it back. What gives, homie? Why not have an April fools week? Or at least give us an option of using the rando waifus if we so pleased? Like an on/off button. It was alot more enjoyable when I thought...
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    Dear Kiwifarms: please post later

    I have a day job and family obligations and really important other thing so I usually don't get the chance to read posts on here until 11p to around 2a (its almost 2a now where I am), and by then it feels like the majority of the action has already happened and I've missed out on laughing at...
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    Are Giraffes Sexy?

    Do you find giraffes to be sexually attractive? Have you ever looked at a giraffe and thought "This majestic creature is the animal kingdom equivalent of Taylor Swift"? If not, would you mind sharing why you hold such a brave yet controversial opinion? And if so, please feel free to share any...
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