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Ghosts just want to drink ghost beer, play spooky pranks, and make rooms really cold. Live and let, um, live.

Not being able to recruit over 100 slimes in one sitting. I want to make a slime army, Dragon Quest Builders. Damn consoles are holding my dreams back. I'm sorry, slimes. I have too many friends right now.

Skyrim and Fallout 4 modders are the ones that usually act this childish. Some gladly suck Bethesda's chode just for a chance to maybe work there, too. Modders for other games are usually pretty chill. Especially Morrowind modders. Must be all that CHIM. Oblivion modders just want to grill.

No. We're being renewed for a few more seasons.

Tardigrades are bigger than this sample size. Bean patties are the best meat alternative burgers. Put some honey mustard on a Southwestern one.

The post in that screenshot is from a satire account.

That scene in Shigurui where someone gets their nipples ripped or bitten off. Don't remember if it happened to a man or a woman. Probably both.

That time he made sure no child was left behind.

Of course I'd date your mom.

No filters.

Let me guess. Some retard clicked on a link in an email.

For wolves, it's because of all the symbolism and mythology involving wolves. For dogs, it's because of familiarity.

Yes. My groundskeeper is a homosexual.

Kero engaged in stuff that should remain in Cannibal Corpse lyrics. Null runs a website.

Kiwifarms is an edgy nondenominational church. The pastor says crap during sermons and half the congregation are recovering crackheads with lewd tats covered up by cross tattoos.

I can find screenshots that fit my narrative, too. All wonderbread lovers are degenerates. We need to stop these sick freaks before they infect the world with their filth.

Hyperfocusing is a real thing in ADHD. It's like having a sudden burst of autism while doing a task. The focus is so strong that you won't even notice your house on fire. The medication usually suppresses it.

You said it. I need to find you now. Not to hurt you. I just want to have a cold one with the boys. Want any pizza with that beer?

In a trailer trapped in a loveless marriage? Sounds like a reason to commit sudoku.

Why did you post a Warrior Cats fanfic in the year of our dark lord 2021? Oh, it's MLP. Same thing.