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A bag of soggy beef sticks and a can of red mountain dew. THE BREAKFAST OF MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPIONS.

I used to do shit like that all the time, goddamn do I miss it. I flat out refuse to read E-books (With an exception for comics/manga). I like a good hardback that you can use as an emergency bludgeon.

Google is convinced that I am a diabetic 70 year old white woman who spoils her grandchildren. Why? Because I googled a diabeetus medication for my uncle once like 3 years ago.

Jason David Frank is a minor cow in his own right. I'm too lazy right now to do a proper write up, but some of his antics include:a one sided beef with CM punk, rigging the vote for some power rangers merch so his rangers would win, and generally just acting like a sperg online.

I would punch a toddler in the face if it would get an MG of the Tryon 3 made. I absolutely love how batshit insane it is, even by build divers standards.

I honestly love mutton, but most places near me only sell lamb, which I don't particularly care for. When I do find it it's normally around $10 a pound, which is almost not worth it.

The worst pizza I ever had is a tie between: A $35 fucking dry ass, paper thin, piece of shit that took TWO FUCKING HOURS , despite the fact there was no one else dining there. Or A buffalo chicken pizza from the lebanese market that tasted like a fucking morgue. My nightmare pizza would be...

Nigga I ain't doxxing myself.

An update: Since my power was kill, I decided to go for a drive. It was definitely antifa, as almost every other block has downed lines, and it all happened at the same time. The buttfuckers also decided to pour fucking concrete down some of the stormdrains as well.

I promised you motherfuckers int the trial thread that if the riots effected me, I would let y'all know. Apparently some cocksucking asshole decided to take some sort of tree trimming saw and went around cutting power lines in my neighborhood. My neighbors saw him as he was running away.

Literally the worst choice I have ever made was when I told the little old lady who runs the thai place to "make it thai spicy". The next day I honestly thought that I would need to get an asshole transplant. It felt like I was being sodomized by a flaming cactus covered in bullet ants. It was...

A TALE AS OLD AS TIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEE

OH FUCK, ITS SNEEDING TIME

Getting ready for the inevitable chimp out , as I'm in a big city where chaos went down last year. If shit really hits the fan, I'll keep you kiwi's updated.

I honestly cannot tell if Prime92 is a tranny, or just really unfortunate looking. I used to watch Gaikotsu, but his whole simping for BLM thing left a bad taste in my mouth. I don't want a fucking irishman who plays with toys for a living telling me shit about American racial politics...

I have known several: 2 were standard overweight, weeb autists that eventually decided that "I am wamon nao", neither pass at all, and both of them became insufferable. Noone really cared, because both of them are unemployable, malodorous, genetic dead-ends in the first place. An ex of mine also...

My air fryer has functionally replaced my microwave (except it doesn't make my food soggy and gross). I use it literally every single day, and it can cook just about everything except soups (it was a fucking nightmare to clean up, but I had to try). Literally just toss your food it the basket...

Because of the coof, I don't get to get my back un-fucked. Its been over a year, but I'm told to take some painkillers and suck it up until this gay shit is over because "wE nEED tO sTOp Da sPrEAd" and that "iTs nOt gETTinG wOrSe, sO yOU cAn waIT".

Put another one down for talking to myself, ever since I was a kid. I end up having full on arguments though, including: "fuck you asshole!" "No, fuck you, you condescending dickbag!" "I can't goddamn stand you." "The feeling is fucking mutual." " How are you feeling today?" "That's a loaded...

Invest in weed stocks. Sooner rather than later the government is going to need a big distraction for how shitty of a job they've been doing, and legal weed is the next circus for the masses to distract themselves with.