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Do you think Phil realizes he's just outright admitting he's such a fuckup that even his loving wife couldn't stomach his bastardized Hamburger Helper?

Not sure where you heard that, but it's very wrong. His two internet lines were somewhere around $300-$400 total per month. Still excessive, but not that much.

Payday. Many people (at least in the US) get paid around the 1st of every month. With direct bank deposits and whatnot, they'll usually have the funds before the 1st.

He'd probably claim the former, but he dropped $1000 like...a month or so ago and doesn't seem fazed by Phil already begging again. So the truth is the latter.

100%. But corn beats the shit out of Phil's usual "Rice is a good side dish with turkey burgers" platings.

I see the membership goal has (silently?) dropped down to 200 as well. Also, omegalol at less than 200 people watching his stream.

I would vote that it not be included because it's voluntary. The fee Paypal charges on each tip isn't, so it should be included. As someone else said, we'd have to include a "Scopely tax" if we were taking care of every single way he pisses away money.

Bumping this to reiterate how there's no excuse for DSP to not have vegetables as part of his diet. I recently learned that you can cook corn by microwaving it (seriously). Put the corn, husk and all, in the microwave for 3-4 minutes. Cut about a 1/4 inch off the bottom of the ear of corn, and...

Irresponsible off-the-wall theory here: Kat, being white trash from Michigan, is anti-vax based on Facebook memes or some shit. Phil, because he's completely bitch-made IRL, brought up getting vaccinated, and she told him that he wasn't going to be. Hence why he suddenly stopped talking about...

I think he would only need to get affiliate status back to get bits and subs.

Definitely $200 for the vest, because he thinks that people actually like that goal. Hat at $100 is possible, but he bitches too much about not being able to wear headphones with the hat. Probably going to be something somehow dumber than either the glasses or vest, but I can't imagine what.

Can someone remind me when he dropped the tip goal to $100?

When I tried making a video version of my round-up stuff, this is what I imagined in my head (and definitely not what I produced :stress: ). Bravo. Yeah, but Phil lives in a place that, the past few days excepted, has summer temperatures of 90 degrees F at most.

Probably got some money "BEHIND DUH SCENES".

25 minutes that boil down to "Completely change yourself." :story:

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It's just the preview being janky. Happens with Twitch links sometimes too.

Vacuum sealer? Mason jar and a fucking pot of boiling water, retard. That's all you need to "vacuum seal" a jar of that garbage tomato-flavored salt water.

Counterpoint, if you pay enough in interest before declaring bankruptcy, the lender makes their money (plus extra) back. Point removed.

See, OIC is slipping here. Clearly, this is an old account where he made it with his name, Gary B. K. K. So now, if we triangulate all known locations where a Gary B. K. K. exists, we will finally be able to nail him down.