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April was the best Spoony was ever going to get and keep without shooting for subhuman disasters like drug addicts and Rachel or improving his lifestyle when he had the chance. They more or less functioned (in a codependent way) and he only needed to pay the bills to keep her around. His...

That's code for "I have autism". Which is redundant since his hideous getup is a flashing LED billboard shrieking that all day and night.

Kevin Pereira recently hosted a G4 stream with a bunch of big Twitch streamers and apparently Adam just sat in the background being a wallflower almost the entire time before leaving. Probably not the hero's welcome back to relevancy he was hoping for.

"I've been a vitriolic asshole to everyone in my personal and professional life and make a point of ignoring them when they try to get in touch with me. Why am I alone?"

What set this off?

The troll account/s have chapped his ass since the first one was created. During the stream immediately after his Twitter ban he asked his fans to report it and I remember April venting about their inability to get it banned. There's something deeply, almost tragically funny about the guy...

Being an old school RvB fan I have mixed feelings on how it turned into anime-flavoured fanfiction but in fairness to them I think they wanted to do something more ambitious instead of just being machinima. I always assumed that's why RWBY was greenlit (to provide a better outlet for their big...

Byronic moaning about how streaming is impossible, etc. There's also newer, unfunny troll account that's been buzzing around El Spoono lately but it's still getting a few bites from the speds:

I've never in my life heard of a water park that wasn't designed and marketed primarily with kids in mind. "Adult water park" sounds like a euphemism for a piss fetish club or something so I'm surprised Chibi didn't arrive at something far worse.

I've thought about that before. He was too lazy to take a role that Brad offered him on a silver platter virtually out of charity. If he couldn't even manage that, it's probable that he would've disintegrated under the normal stresses of professional TV and film production -- and that already...

Every time I make my instant oatmeal I think of her. Each bite of the watery oats is an agonising reminder that she could've been here, microwaving it for me and spooning it into my mouth while I watch Star Trek. But those days are long gone.

The fat lard's revolting serial killer-esque efforts to imitate being a woman shows that his image of them is based entirely on stereotypes.

This tweet chain truly has it all.

The funny subtext behind his simp tweets is that he's deliberately shooting for Z-grade thots because he thinks he'll have a better chance.

Everything Jim has uploaded since the 900k sub video has been bursting at the seams with so much seething retardation targeted directly at the viewer it's impossible for it to not be a deliberate effort to drive people away so his belief of victimhood remains fed.

If Wil got caught eating children it wouldn't matter because he doesn't have anything to lose besides the bit parts in small-time projects that were presumably only paying him in first dibs on the contents of all the garbage cans and dumpsters on set.

I love that Spoony is still proud enough of those films to flex them as proof that he's a real deal actor.

star trek sad star trek

I never watched anything Rooster Teeth made except RvB so I have no connection to AH. I'm just surprised it's always relied on a small friend group that'd eventually age out instead of working with (and bringing on) outside content creators.

I'm surprised a dying company isn't jumping at any chance for a content collab they can get, especially with one of their more popular former employees.