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Really? I think that the only time he's pretended to be a genie was the Mr Popo schtick, which had nothing to do with his jail time.

I can neither figure out what he's whining there, nor why it's a meme. I suppose that I should be grateful for small mercies in this vale of tears.

'Too hip and good for them, I was and am' :story:

And his completely identical eye colours. Nice to see him finally admit it.

Hell, I wanna see him pay tribute to The Straight Story and make the whole journey on the red ride-on lawn mower. But they could forcibly sedate him, I'd imagine.

'Null is a criminal and has caused deaths through his site.' Is that an accusation, Sockness? From the same piece of shit who's posted before boasting about how he's supposedly killed vulnerable members of society for his dark bumsex rituals?

I'm guessing that it's no coincidence that these attacks have started soon after a bunch of faggots started whining that we'd caused Byuu to neck himself. Fuck 'em all.

Okay, let's assume that Chris does get to attend Everfree. Then what? A lot of people have been expressing hopes that it'll lead to some good content, or at least reminding us of the venerable mantra that, where Chris is concerned, no shit's too small. But I think that it's highly unlikely that...

Smug, autistic, brain-dead bullshit.

Or transform into his Sonichu form and run there and back at the speed of sound?

Yeah, but is that really the case? Part of me wonders whether this is Chris getting increasingly desperate and doubling down on his delusions. 'Not only is it going to happen, but I have exclusive knowledge which confirms this.' Setting himself up as a faux-authority. I'm really not sure if it's...

Of course, spiritual enlightenment and maturity would be a decent response to such a comment. Nothing wrong with being a bum as long as you're an enlightened bum. However, Chris's smug little 'that don't impress me much' shows that he is at a Sisyphean remove from spiritual enlightenment and...

Probably not. In some ways, Da Merge provides him with the ultimate cop-out, which is probably why he's remained so enamoured of it. Think about it. G5 airs: Chris bitches and moans and grumbles, but then smugly declares 'Ah! But da true telling, among which, is da G4 Pony, which is still airing...

Hey! That won't happen anyway. Remember, whenever Chris feels a bit dozy, Magi-Chan takes the wheel!

Really? The reports from TMG don't describe a nice, discreet private party situation. They describe Chris repeatedly forcing his 'fun and flirty' attentions on multiple attendees throughout the event. Chris really can't be trusted in any con situation, I think. He gets that 'con high' and...

Get hip to the programme Granddad! Chris's hygiene may not be perfect, but it's been repeatedly corroborated by multiple sources that he is now washing enough that he no longer stinks on a regular basis. In fact, he's generally tolerable in olfactory terms. However...his repugnant appearance...

Does that really matter? He's hardly met any of them in person at the cons that he's attended. He seems more interested, to this day, in the Anal Cysts. Chris knows that he'll never be a real Pony celebrity, but he figures that he has a shot at being a Big Name Fan. As long as they're present...

Exactly. Chris was advised in person by one of the con-runners to lay off of the groping. The same con-runner later messaged him on Facebook as he says, but he conveniently omits to mention that he'd been taken discreetly aside and gently advised to knock it off. According to the con-runners, he...

Well, the Tao of Maud certainly taught him something...how to spout unconvincing 'spiritual' bullshit at the drop of a hat.

It was Trolls Trapping him. Of course it was. Chris re-writes History more than Uncle Joe. And takes way less responsibility for his own fuck-ups.