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So if Khet isn't cooking, cleaning or helping financially what the fuck is she doing? just locked inside her room playing Skyrim all day? Weird rants coming from the pig lately

So DSP got PTSD from preparing and eating hamburguer helper and I also learned it takes 30 minutes to cool your food.

Watch out for your loved ones as in literally seething because you had to sit for three hours in the emergency room after she had a mental breakdown and told your entire audience next time she has a panic attack the paramedics should giver her a pill and leave her in the streets?

Only reason they know he exists is because they hear him stumble around the house drunk at 3 AM.

Man I'd pay big bucks to be on that call when the bankruptcy guy asks him "can you explain what PPBurnell Enterprises is?"

Did anyone else catch Phil saying his catson Jasper "interacts" with his wife? I don't know how to timestamp on a livestream sadly. It was weird as fuck. Jasper goes around playing with his toy then he "interacts" with Khet. He's quite hyper. Just thought it was a weird way to phrase it. Is that...

Worst part is that he's only affected by it one day of the week when his waife has to drive him around while he plays WWE champions and rocks back and forth. So he really owns nothing. A bunch of broken plastic figuring and furniture seems to be only assets he actually owns. Sad

So he slipped up and said he had a car payment to make, immediately correcting it to "car repair bill" or whatever the fuck. Now this could be just a ginbrain slipup but just to be on the safe side has anyone checked if he actually owns a new car? wouldn't put it past him to get a new one...

Worst part is that 100% of the Gamepass catalogue is available on the regular Xbox. He could fire up his Xbox right now and play anything he wanted to, no restrictions. Only exception will be Flight Simulator but that comes out in a month, and you guessed it, he actually gives a shit about that...

How is DSP going to make the alleged suicide of the bsnes dev about himself?

Let's assume he doesn't have a secret cuckold whale sending him money "behind the scenes" every day for a second here to see the situation he might be in: He's crying poor because he only made 65 bucks in two hours (well above minimum wage btw) and he's worried because Youtube is his only income...

Yeah if you look at the doxxes sweet deranged Nigel proves most are simple looking folks. They aren't flying in private jets or snorting cocaine off of expensive prostitutes while doing pulls. One guy that stood out for me in particular was the cop from a couple guilds ago. A fucking cop was...

It will be retconned with a "what I MEANT to say was that I wouldn't have to worry about the 200 dollars tips goal, but the 100 dollars goal still stands guys and I need that money I really do to pay mah bills" so I'd say on the first night stream when he's 30/100 with 15 minutes left he'll be...

"ok guys so my kid is black but I recently learned that Khet's (thumb) great great great great grandfather was a third zimbabwean so that's why isn't that cool?"

Is ironic begging still begging? :thinking:

Flying around can be relaxing and fun just for the sake of flying even if you don't engage in the multiplayer, but for that to work you need actual motivation and a certain mindset. Phil expects the game to be entertaining, he doesn't have to be. After the novelty of flying over your house and...

Imagine all the pulls he could get by saving 70 bucks. Even someone as dumb as Phil can see the value of Gamepass.

Phil not buying the most expensive version of something? he REALLY fucking hates the Hexbox then.

Why is he such a Sony fanboy? If he really wanted to play The Medium he could play it tomorrow on his Xbone X since it's on Gamepass. Also it doesn't look much better on new gen consoles. Series X bumps the resolution, expecially during the dual worl scenes, but it still looks washed out. It's...

he 100% keeps them and empties his paypall at the end of the day. Any unverified tips are basically a 3% (+fees) loan which is far better than anything anyone could offer his bankrupt ass. If the tip gets refunded and his account hits the red it gets paid next stream when more tips flow in.