Wedge tries to punk out some rando on Twitter, winds up taking huge L.
"See not everybody is so in desperate need of therapy they have to show their butthole to strangers. I'm sorry your daddy didn't love you but you're in your 30s it's time to start growing up. Nobody wants to see a 40 year...
Ryan (Mode View) tells Wedge the harsh reality. You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs.
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Wedge expresses concern about taint electrolysis and receives an innocuous reply.
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This causes Wedge to have a meltdown for some reason...
> be kevin's hairline
> it's over
He's at least a Norwood 3, higher if the vertex has been breached. The situation is rapidly deteriorating. He'll be a Norwood 7 in a few years, at most. This is not unusual for a middle aged man.
I recommend getting rid of the side shave and embracing the...
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch will be appearing on "the Today Show" tomorrow.
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Sadly, Fat Paul is retarded and confused and fat. The Today Show doesn't air at 12:30 and 8:30pm.
According to Variety, the segment will air on Today All Day, which is some sort of streaming version of the show...
Madam Earl threatened great bodily harm to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch feudal lord Paul Mendoza aka Bonnie Nelson aka "Troon Boon".
Coincidentally, they need money to finish the documentary. Pls donate.
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One of Kevin's mutuals, Gender Faggot, visited the Tranch but didn't even talk to Kevin.
. . . because Kevin wasn't wearing pants?
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Kevin is whining about the snub and admits he's a cave troll who does no work.
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Wedge debates two bigots who dare question the fact that genital...
"They have a surgery that gives you both."
Indeed they do, Mr Gibes. Want a penis and a vagina? Then the "phallus-preserving vaginoplasty" is for you! You'll be able to see the gynecologist and the penis doctor, and they'll both be none the wiser.
I highly recommend Dr. Mengele Thomas...