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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Could it have been during Resident Evil 2 after the X gonna give it to ya meme? Anyway, DMX was convicted of tax fraud for not paying income taxes for 5 years, so I'm not surprised Phil thinks he's the realest. Fuck the police and withhold your W-2, or however the lyric goes.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I'm somehow not shocked that the most prominent white person in rap when he was in his late teens, along with the most prominent black person who worked with him, and were all over tv, are his favorites. I wonder how many days a week he watched TRL, jerking it to the backstreet boys and nsync...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I dunno, I think it's pretty cool that Phil finally has an emote of Kat.
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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    Imagine posting anywhere online in 2019.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    So Tevin watched the Amazon Pantry review after MLB (which is probably getting dropped after one more stream from low money) and it really needs a text recap. -Phil is stunned at the value of this shipped for $5 box of garbage, and he and Leanna have the whole packing slip to tell you how much...
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    [19+20+21-Jul-2019] Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3

    The worst part is that the people playing with him have to do their first run of the game synced to his schedule and his 20 minute breaks, with his stream running in the background so they're getting double cutscene audio. They're ruining the game they bought and probably helped Phil pay for...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Mild bummer because he was often the most entertaining part of Phil's streams when he'd show up because at least he'd try to make conversation and act like he wanted to be there. But, as always, you can't enter the DSP bubble without ending up traumatized. Let's see if he's part of the Marvel...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, a game Phil has begged multiple times for money to buy but expects his co-op partners to buy or he'll debunk them from his life, that he changed half his emotes for (thanks for reminding me Hillo) and that he'll be playing 3 days in a row on the first stream, is about...
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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    Lindsay Ellis posted this on Something Awful last night. I don't know if anyone's corroborated it.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    One of the easiest ways to impress a girl you're in the early stages of dating is to tip big when you take them out, particularly someone like Kat who's probably only worked retail or service jobs. He's either still tipping big to act like a good guy, or just settled on disappointing Kat once he...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0cxSkF_91s&list=PLvYq9crwZa9BP1pgchdiMwjrFaRlDaOFA If you can get through this playlist, particularly the Tech Support Hell video, and think this girl had a possibility to redeem herself, you have a lot more hope for humanity than I do. And yes, I understand she...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    All we know about Leanna is that she got a job and disappeared. That's not growing up, that's being in your early 20s. Everything post-breakup is projection because she dumped someone even more childish. If you ever watched her vlogs (that are still up on her channel) where she berates a...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I can't wait for the threads talking about how Kat, Marsha, and Suzanne were all actually good people who grew up after they left Phil, while shitting on Jessica for being a rube.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I don't think we will learn anything more about this behind the scenes issue until there's actually a REAL issue. Everything you described is his general lifestyle and disposition, but the one thing that really ramps up his bad attitude and terrible work ethic is complacency. He knows he can...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Phil backed down from a fight with literal reanimated skeleton Viscant. Tyson would make him a wet powder. Edited side note: it's fucking amazing that he made the debut of a game that he claimed he couldn't afford and got 2 days of drama around it, that he was so excited to play, that's easily...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Someone baited him into talking about his burned face. It was an "airbag burn." The heat and the force of the airbag burned the entire side of his face, turning it all "like black and then all like bloody and nasty for 2 or 3 weeks". LUCKILY he didn't get any scars from it. Surprised by the...
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    Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses

    If you really pay attention, his use of "modern era" isn't actually based on anything going on in the world, it's based on his own timeline. The modern era to Phil either began when he got together with Kat, because he wants to erase history until he finally grew up and became a normal adult...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I think the current condo was either the most or second most expensive home they looked at when they first went to Seattle, and one of the smallest. One of the other places they did a walkthrough (the only walkthroughs Phil's ever actually done on his channels) of was a legit 3 stories with...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    "Have I ever used painkillers or Xanax? No?!" A back injury so bad that he can't drive, walk, move, or live a regular life, caused by a car accident that lit half his face on fire, but he never used painkillers. Ok.
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    DSP's Amazon Wish List

    Did he ever explain why he wanted Dragon Quest Builders specifically on Switch so much that it was the version on his wishlist? It looks a bit worse than the PS4 version and the frame rate can get pretty CHAHPPY during action. Maybe Kat really wanted something to play when ignoring him on the couch.

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