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  1. Sexy Times Hitler

    TGWTG Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights

    Not a troon, shockingly enough. Allison Pregler, f.k.a Obscurus Lupa is a former producer for Channel Awesome, as well as one of the more infamous members owing to her propensity for drama, controversy, vindictive behavior and self-righteousness. While many threads exist for various members of...
  2. Autisimodo

    Harlan Moncrief / The Harlan Show / Harlan Reviews / Classy News / Lunatic Leonard / Leonard Church

    I would like to introduce Kiwi Farms to this lovely gentleman, Harlan Moncrief. Harlan, despite the getup, isn't a Nice Guy. Harlan has been doing Youtube for 5 years, but its hard to tell because he's had multiple channels banned for consistently lulzy behaviour, not to similar is his...
  3. Big Bad Brat

    حلال StarryGreenEyes95 / Taylor Mitchell Pickens / BlueGator / AzureTranquility

    Username in question: @StarryGreenEyes95 - https://kiwifarms.net/members/starrygreeneyes95.30039/ As you may have noticed by now, this tranny likes to post in a lot of threads to basically say he is much better than all the troons featured on the farms, as showcased in his literal first post in...
  4. Lysenko

    Snowflake Aubrey Ahna / Aubs / aubreys.healing.journey / Aubrey Winkie

    Aubrey Ahna (nee Aubrey Winkie,) is a young woman with Munchausen's who protrays her life online as a virtual medical soap opera your mom watched in the 80s. She gets triggered when the doctors don't give her exactly what she wants, then goes on angry rants about them on Instagram Stories. Aubs...
  5. RichardMongler

    Careercow Hash C. Borgir / Atir Javid / The Stoned Apes / Psychedelics Daily

    A certain imageboard has just discovered Colorado's village idiot. Try melding a 30-something South Asian Jaden Smith and Inmendham together and feed him a steady dose of DMT, and you'd have Hash C. Borgir (real name Atir Javid), owner of The Stoned Apes and Psychedelics Daily. His blog is host...
  6. Null

    حلال Neil Venegas / "Mix Master Ketchup" / @SpergMagnet / @TriggerNigger

    [CENTER] Yes, that is indeed someone bragging on their Twitter bio that they made a thread. When I saw this I had no clue of who the account holder was. I assumed it was just some sperg who was trying to get some personal popularity off their content, which is a bit gay but I'm not about to...
  7. Neil Venegas

    Horrorcow Jonathan Ross / EffinRawz / SonicJonathanSonic / SuperJonathanSonic / SpeedDemon

    This was a long time coming, but I want to introduce you all to Jonathan Elias Ross: He's a 19 year old man-child who you may know for starting beef with the Sons of Kojima a couple years ago, debating Che and getting absolutely destroyed because he did not know how to talk a language...
  8. Bryan Dunn

    BSV / Vidar Viking Elvi / BrightSideViking / DarthRadeonViking

    Notice to Twitch Staff; Vidar has claimed in this post he sent a link to this thread in his ban appeal. I would like to point out that immediately after claiming to have used this website as evidence he does not send violent threats and is the victim of harassment, he told one of my users to...
  9. Cyberia

    Careercow Laura Loomer / @looms93 & Jack Posobiec

    This is my first lolcow thread so if I fuck up, please tell me below. Who is Laura Loomer? She's a "reporter" for the cuckservative media outlet, "The Rebel Media" who, along with another "reporter" Jack Posobiec, showed their unwavering love of free-speech by disrupting a play because it...
  10. Null

    Trainwreck TOOPOOR / Layla Shapiro

    Layla Shapiro, better known by toopoor, is a walking nightmare and kind of looks like the chick from Pulp Fiction. She makes a lot of money selling used cigarette buds to thirsty people. Twitter: https://twitter.com/toopoor_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toopoor Vine...
  11. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    [NOTICE: Don't ask in the thread for people to call CPS on Gwen for being neglectful and shitty to her children. It's been discussed and calling the authorities is considered a trolling plan and as such will be shunned. The circumstances of the meatloaves in this thread may be disturbing but not...
  12. TheImportantFart

    hbomberguy / Harry "Harris" Brewis / Slazenger Rapemachine Whiteshaf

    HARRY BREWIS HAS BEEN OUTED AS A CREEP AND AN APOLOGIST FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT See here for details This guy's been brought up a few times in the Let's Players originating from Something Awful thread and a couple of other places. Some people suggested giving him a thread, but I was initially...
  13. chimpburgers

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC

    MOD NOTICE: If you're seeing this post as the OP, then please head to this post instead as it's more up-to-date. Update, pics, dox and other details have been discovered: For more images of Jake Alley, this post later in the thread collects most of the known SGG photos Proof of Small Dick...
  14. MetallicTunes

    Skitzocow Amos Yee

    So this guy's been getting some attention. 19-year old Amos Yee, created in Singapore and former child actor, is this idiot who keeps finding himself getting into legal trouble for crimes like drawing Singapore Prime Ministers buttfucking each other and spouting hate speech through his Youtube...
  15. AnOminous

    Alex C. "Allie" Leal / ACL / desertfox899 / BinaryVixen899 / Emily Saphira Chance / _EternallyEmily

    Meet Alexander Christopher Leal, a 21 year old idiot at University of Washington Foster, a business school. He is one of the many people discovered through his responses to Nora Reed’s incessant blithering and stalking of Randi Harper. He is easily as much of an attention whore as she is...
  16. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    MAN THE HARPOONS, BOYS! WE HAVE A BIG ONE HERE! So you might be wondering, who the hell is Tess Holliday? According to her Wikipedia page, Tess Holliday or Ryann Maegen Hoven, formerly also known as Tess Munster, is an American plus-size model and a body-positive activist, politically correct...
  17. CatParty

    Trainwreck Jessi Slaughter / Jessica/Damian Leonhardt

    you all know her by now. well after all that previous drama she is back. as a sjw. http://pretty-grotesque.tumblr.com/about https://www.instagram.com/degrotesquedami/ https://twitter.com/degrotesquedami facebook https://www.facebook.com/DamienIsAVampire deviant art...
  18. CatParty

    Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil

    Ostracized by gamergate and brought to the lolcow forefront by interacting with parkourdude, it is time for a King of /pol/ thread. Twitter: https://twitter.com/CuckenJohnson Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/kingofpol Reddit fun...
  19. XYZpdq

    Lolcow Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends

    UPDATE 8/21/2018 This OP is a WIP mostly by @Gook Choy and @Feline Darkmage collecting the info scattered throughout this 100 page monster of a thread. Caps coming soon, the previous OP under a spoiler for now until everything is ironed out. UPDATE 2/16/2019 Clawshrimpy has locked everything...
  20. FifthColumn

    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    Check out Boogie 2988 aka Francis Boogie is a fatass youtuber, who gets upwards of 300,00 views for "pretending to be exceptional." Meet Francis, his stupid ass character

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