bald

  1. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    Update: The past month has not been kind to Michaud & the Walker Brothers. A 70 page document hosted on google docs by Lupa & other former CA contributors paints a picture of massive decade-spanning incompetence...
  2. sperginity

    Orbiter Morgane Oger / Ronan Oger

    Background: Swamp creature Morgan Oger (deadname Ronan Oger) is a troon politician from Canada's New Democrat Party (NDP). He legally changed his first name but bizarrely kept the surname Oger, inspiring too many Shrek jokes to list here. Like so many troons before him, he ruined his family in...
  3. Save the Loli

    Dramacow Dustin Cavanaugh / Xsquader

    "Am I being detained or am I free to go?" This is a statement frequently heard from people who have frequent tangles with the law. Meet Dustin Cavanaugh, a budding electronic musician under the name Xsquader and anti-police activist. Dustin's lengthy history of activity online means he needs a...
  4. Feline Darkmage

    Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw

    Discussed rather heavily in other threads, it's time to give Katelyn Burns one of her own. Name: Katelyn Anne Garrett Deadname: Kyle Burns Garrett Residence: 18 Smith Wheel Road, Unit 72, Old Orchard Beach, Maine Birthday: February 6, 1982 Social Media: https://twitter.com/transscribe...
  5. TakeDownMan

    Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz

    Before I begin let me be clear on feelings on Maddox Pre-Podcasting with an ED quote: "Maddox (powerword George Ouzounian) is one of the pioneers of internet trolling, flaming, and unwarranted self importance." Maddox before becoming a Podcaster was great, unfortunately when you try and make...
  6. chimpburgers

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC

    MOD NOTICE: If you're seeing this post as the OP, then please head to this post instead as it's more up-to-date. Update, pics, dox and other details have been discovered: For more images of Jake Alley, this post later in the thread collects most of the known SGG photos Proof of Small Dick...
  7. Broseph Stalin

    Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders

    EDIT 1/13/2017: Updated OP with info from @Achaemenes. So, @Jonzun brought this fellow up in the Metal Elitist thread some moons ago, but it never quite got the attention it deserved save for a few positive ratings. Allow ol' Papa Broseph to introduce KingCobraJFS, the Jäger swilling, guitar...
  8. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    Your trolling plans probably suck. Before you break the law to piss Werner off, read this: This is Lucas Werner, a 37 year old, homeless liberal atheist that is a huge supporter of Bernie Sanders. What exactly qualifies this man as a horrowcow? Werner has an obsession with wanting to bang...
  9. A Witty Name

    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    DarksydePhil is a terrible middle-aged Let's Player with self-entitlement issues and a massively inflated ego. He is a Lolcow with a large cult following who watch only to see him and his business deteriorate. Timeline of "General Discussion": 2013: [1-15] (#1 to #291) 2014: [15-58] (#292 to...

About Us

The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. We call them lolcows because they can be milked for amusement or laughs. Our community is bizarrely diverse and spectators are encouraged to join the discussion.

We do not place intrusive ads, host malware, sell data, or run crypto miners with your browser. If you experience these things, you have a virus. If your malware system says otherwise, it is faulty.

Supporting the Forum

How to Help

The Kiwi Farms is constantly attacked by insane people and very expensive to run. It would not be here without community support.

BTC: 1DgS5RfHw7xA82Yxa5BtgZL65ngwSk6bmm
ETH: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
BAT: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
LTC: LSZsFCLUreXAZ9oyc9JRUiRwbhkLCsFi4q
XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino