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  1. Duff

    William Robinson - Chris' newist white knight

    Everyone knows about the Great British lolcow Hirschberg, well you haven't met William Robinson yet, the one behind the last fundraiser and the one who organised a social worker who went to the Chandler household only to be ignored at the door for two hours. Looking through Robinson's Failbook...
  2. Ellesse_warrior

    Lolcow Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

    Robert Paul Champagne is an artist and adult entertainer turned YouTuber and aspiring talk show host from New York, based in Harlem. The best way to introduce RPC and get a feel of the...
  3. W

    Trainwreck Cyndi Wilde / Kitty Danger

    BP cow hopeful Cyndi Wilde / Kitty Danger of New York is an obese "damsel in distress" bondage fetishist Her super cringe superheroine videos were featured on Tosh.O a couple years ago. Around that time she claimed to delete everything but continued to remain active. She claims that...
  4. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Sammie Bushart April 23, 1996 North Little Rock, Arkansas Mother of Bentley Raymond and Lucy Jane Mendenhall Sammie could be any of the rednecks you know in life, a simple woman who got knocked up at 17 with her deadbeat high school boyfriend. She isn't a complicated person and her life...
  5. R

    Dramacow Fat Guy Across America / FGAA / Eric Hites and Angie Hites (nee Atterbury)

    Over a year ago a morbidly obese, chronically unemployed man captured the hearts and imaginations of equally morbidly obese, chronically unemployed reddit users with his tale of being down and out of luck but was ready to take charge and get his life back on track. Eric, (omitting the multiple...
  6. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    Your trolling plans probably suck. Before you break the law to piss Werner off, read this: This is Lucas Werner, a 37 year old, homeless liberal atheist that is a huge supporter of Bernie Sanders. What exactly qualifies this man as a horrowcow? Werner has an obsession with wanting to bang...
  7. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    I'm sure some of you have heard of/seen pictures the "Cooking with Jack Show," but if not, let me explain a bit. He has made his career, for the last seven plus years, doing a cooking show on YouTube. In this time he has become infamous for his inability to actually cook things, and his awful...
  8. T

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    If this is unnecessary then by all means delete, but the other thread has gotten really stupid, with hundreds of pages of "pixy is fat and i would not have sex with her :epik:" comments. Pixyteri is everyone's favourite crazy weeb, I'm gonna post the most recent updates I have heard from the...