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  1. Internet War Criminal

    First SEAL female recruit proves that women, much like men, can do the same

    shitty decisions and think they can achieve shit they in no capacity will be able to do Candidate Set To Be First Female Navy SEAL Quits After A Week Of Training ByAMANDA PRESTIGIACOMO A woman who enlisted to become the first ever female Navy SEAL quit after one week of training, reportsTask...
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    Vogue takes a bold step, will celebrate freedom and American heroes on its cover.

    Specifically, this hero It's official: Vogue Magazine is featuring a profile of American traitor Chelsea Manning in their widely-circulated September issue. On Thursday, Manning posted a photo of himself in a red one-piece swimsuit with 1,000 emojis and the caption, "guess this is what...
  3. Internet War Criminal

    Schools Now Trying To Ban The Surname 'Lynch' Because It's Offensive To Minorities

    http://www.dailywire.com/news/19585/colleges-now-trying-ban-surname-lynch-because-its-jacob-airey A school board in Portland, Oregon decided to take up the gauntlet for intersectionality. No, they are not raising awareness about Sweden becoming the rape capital of Europe, Christian genocide in...
  4. Internet War Criminal

    Turkey uses NATO access to leak to the public location of all US troops in Syria

    I hope Trump fucking boots these assholes out of NATO With friends like these, who needs enemies? The ongoing saga of our “complicated” relationship with Turkey has taken yet another dark turn. President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been acting in an erratic fashion of late to say the least, but...
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    Is almond tard cum actually tard cum? What about soy tard cum?

    http://www.pressherald.com/2017/07/19/is-almond-tard cum-actually-tard cum-what-about-soy-tard cum/
  6. Internet War Criminal

    Groundbreaking Study: Uranus opens and closes daily to release wind

    http://www.dailywire.com/news/18729/study-uranus-opens-and-closes-daily-release-solar-amanda-prestigiacomo On Monday, scientists revealed that Uranus opens and closes on a daily basis in order to release Earth's solar wind. Because Uranus is nearly two billion miles from Earth, new...
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    Martin Landau dead at 89

    LOS ANGELES (AP) — Martin Landau, the chameleon-like actor who gained fame as the crafty master of disguise in the 1960s TV show “Mission: Impossible,” then capped a long and versatile career with an Oscar for his poignant portrayal of aging horror movie star Bela Lugosi in 1994′s “Ed Wood,” has...
  8. Internet War Criminal

    San Fran Transit: We can't release crime surveillance videos, everyone will start hating niggers

    Releasing videos "would create a racial bias in the riders against minorities on the trains." Video surveillance footage of crimes committed on the Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) service by minority youths is being withheld by San Francisco authorities due to their concern that the videos might...
  9. Internet War Criminal

    Head of ISIS Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi most likely dead

    Isis leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely dead, say Turkish security officials Syrian opposition fighters and activists on the Turkey-Syria border say they had heard that Isis confirmed his death at the town of Tal Afar Security and military agencies in the frontline of the war against Isis...
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    Vatican police broke up a gay sex orgy at flat belonging to office tasked with fighting sexual abuse

    According to reports from Italy, Vatican police officials broke up a gay sex orgy at a flat belonging to the Vatican's Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the holy office tasked with targeting sexual abuse from clergy members. The secretary for Cardinal Francesco Coccopalmerio, who is...
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    Study: Global warming is a hoax

    A new study found adjustments made to global surface temperature readings by scientists in recent years “are totally inconsistent with published and credible U.S. and other temperature data.” “Thus, it is impossible to conclude from the three published GAST data sets that recent years have been...
  12. Internet War Criminal

    You should be watching Amazon's "Patriot", it's fantastic

    It's sometimes hilarious, sometimes hilarious dark, and sometimes just dark. To prevent Iran from going nuclear, intelligence officer John Tavner must forgo all safety nets and assume a perilous "non-official cover" -- that of a mid-level employee at a Midwestern industrial piping firm...
  13. Internet War Criminal

    Culture #CNNBlackmail

    and now they attack entire organizations and making them crazy. Most recent, and what spurned this thread, is CNN losing their shit over a wrestling meme, then threatening to dox a rando if he didn't apologize Their whole staff is going insane on air, look at Sally Kohn losing her shit...
  14. Internet War Criminal

    Gunmen open fire on French mosque, 8 injured

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/02/breaking-eight-injured-masked-gunmen-open-fire-crowd-avignon-france/ At least eight people have been injured after a shooting outside a mosque in Avignon, France. Early reports indicate that two “hooded” men, armed with a rifle and a handgun, pulled...
  15. Internet War Criminal

    12 year old: "What if we put LASER CANNONS on helicopters?" US Airforce: "Say no more"

    Yep, we've got fucking laser cannons to blow the fuck out of shit now, this is the best timeline We reported on the concept and test program over a year ago, and now it has finally happened—a AH-64 Apache equipped with a tactical high-energy laser (HEL) successfully took out targets on the...
  16. Internet War Criminal

    Immigrants in London are really stepping up and cleaning up their own neighborhoods

    Soon there won't be any whores without veils spending time with men who are not their guardians are relatives inshallah More Acid Attacks In London BY: =Amanda%20Prestigiacomo']AMANDA PRESTIGIACOMO JUNE 27, 2017 688 87 4144 On Wednesday, a London woman, Resham Khan, and her cousin, Jameel...
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    Justin Trudeau wore Ramadan-themed socks to the Toronto Pride parade

    fucking lmao Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau wore Ramadan-themed socks during an LGBT Pride parade in Toronto on Sunday. Trudeau was photographed wearing the socks at a service just before the parade, where he also wished attendees a happy “Pride Mubarak” in celebration of the end of...
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    Changes to Tags

    Our tagging system was useless so I've deleted all of them. Sorry. I'm tempted to make the system include lolcow aliases and categorization too narrow to be thread titles. I.E. For the Virgo Rogue thread, I've added Marissa Elienne as a tag to both. "Schizophrenic", "Homeless", "Jewish", etc...

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