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  1. Gengar

    Skitzocow John Raymond Apt / Jai Amun Bhakti / JB / Christ John

    Introduction John Apt is a dirty hobo, a wannabe cult leader, and the self-proclaimed reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Mr. Apt first came to the attention of the farms thanks to our very own Luna Slater, who has somehow fallen in as a member of John's "tribe." John's hobbies include...
  2. The American Hedgehog

    LGBT Twitter 1/25 - Chris says neighbor angry at him for kid questioning gender identity

    "Even more shocking, my neighbor across the street from me shouted angrily at me; blaming me for his child questioning their Gender Identity" http://archive.fo/VQ3BE
  3. Quetzalcoatl

    Sam Vogel Antonovich / allthefoxes / theotherredfox / vincelocktip / samman412 / vlt412 / atf412

    "Just because you have an actual career does not make you exempted from a KF thread if you're a son of a bitch." - Nietzsche, probably Sam Vogel, commonly known as allthefoxes/theotherredfox is a long-time furry with a "decent" amount of moderation experience on communities such as Reddit and...
  4. 2odastream

    Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump

    Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson is a Newgrounds animator turned youtube let's player who hosts the channel Game Grumps. Arin likes to think of himself as an expert of politics and game design, constantly spouting on about how woke he is and even starting a series on youtube called Sequelitis to talk...
  5. Chris Psychology

    Wellness Check?

    mod edit: @Chris Psychology's dox begins here. The video is archived here. So today we attempted to call Adult Protective Services, and we then requested a wellness check on Christine. We have documented the phone calls in this video.
  6. Null

    WARDAWG / Nathan Crane

    His channels https://www.stream.me/wardawgdaddy https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZwP-F1uych1hQi86ZrSO1g WARDAWG/Follow_@wardawgthegod1_twitter-AlgBxEcCP8U.webm I'm still trying to figure this puzzle out so help me out. I'm writing this on short notice and with time limitations. A while back...
  7. ShittyRecolor

    Sonichu Sonichu Fan Jam: Director Amenities

    Howdy guys! Ready for some more Sonichu fan jam goodness? Prepare yourself though, cause we're going to tackle the big mamma jamma itself, the infamous masturbatory revenge fantasy that is issue 10! IN ITS ENTIRETY!!! https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_10 Just like before, our aim is to get...
  8. Positron

    FIGGIN [8 Dec 18] Phil says he loves us, with phallic weapons

    Deviantart [Text] I LOVE MY ENEMIES 10 years of organized cyberstalking, internet trolls from ED to Kiwi Farms. I am unbreakable. The harassment and stalking has ebbed and flowed - but on the other hand I have been working on defending myself against my enemies. I will also not confirm or...
  9. Null

    Thomas Dall / Kittystyle

    Kittystyle is a stream.me streamer who spends 18 hours a day livestreaming himself to a small audience, similar to Narcissa Wright. He professes he has ADHD (a catch-all excuse he uses for his behavior), and appears to have schizotypal symptoms which are exasperated by the THC content in his...
  10. Big Bad Brat

    حلال StarryGreenEyes95 / Taylor Mitchell Pickens / BlueGator / AzureTranquility

    Username in question: @StarryGreenEyes95 - https://kiwifarms.net/members/starrygreeneyes95.30039/ As you may have noticed by now, this tranny likes to post in a lot of threads to basically say he is much better than all the troons featured on the farms, as showcased in his literal first post in...
  11. Cast Away

    Are lolcows the result of nature or nurture?

    Are our favorite exceptional individuals simply born into :autism: and lolcowdom? Or are they the result of shitty parenting and a terrible upbringing? Please also free free to list some of your favorite examples
  12. AltisticRight

    Gregory Logan Ramos / Shadilay Strangler

    ETHAN RALPH AND THE #KILLSTREAM COMMUNITY TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS POST. Let me introduce to Gregory Ramos, the ethnic Kekistani Sargonite that strangled his mother to death for getting a D (not distinction okay) in mathematics. You can read about Shadilay Strangler Ramos here: Link...
  13. K

    Kyle Lee Biddle / kyle2252 / p6274940 / Twilight Kyle

    MOD EDIT: This post was originally made in the Kothorix thread. It's been moved to its own thread. Enjoy. I actually like Kothorix, he seems like one of the more sane and sensible furries out there. Though not any more I guess, since he left. Smart move.
  14. Null

    Help me with an Amberlynn Stream

    I'd like to do a 2 hour stream covering Amberlynn. It's been widely requested by grills on the site. I'm not a huge Al follower, I just watch a few videos people send me, so I'm going to need help to put her story together. Where did she start off? What traits about her make her such a large...
  15. trannyfucker

    Horrorcow Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia

    Mod note: This is not the thread for moralfagging, general tranny sperging or dipshit trolling ops. If you engage in any of these, you will be threadbanned. Post actual content instead of bitching. Keep the discussion on Yaniv, not other gross trannies. Jonathan Gill Yaniv (born 12 June 1987)...
  16. I_Swallow_Ice_Cubes

    Do you ever feel bad for chris?

    Let me just preface this by saying this; In his current state, I don't like him. Who he is. What he has become, he kills animals and harms people around him, he steals money for his own personal gain and spends every day in a dellusional and nonsensical world. But do you ever feel bad for him...
  17. welcometotherock

    Careercow Simone Spence / thedeadbeatdiva / simonerspence

    We all know that there are feminists out there who regularly talk shit about deadbeat dads, MRAs, and that general lot. But few can ever truly monetise their inner hateboner for deadbeat dads quite like this exceptional woman right here. I want you all to meet Simone Spence. I originally came...
  18. Null

    "Mad at the Internet"

    You can find all my links on this website.
  19. thebonesauce

    [19-10-2018] Superhacker group blackmailing DSP?

    (Credit to @RobVC3 for bringing this to our attention and archiving it as the original post was not long after removed) https://archive.fo/4pix0 So it would appear someone named theshadowbroker (initialed S.B.) posted the above thread to The King Of Hate forums. The gist of the post is that...
  20. Hamplanet Fitness

    Dylan Hafertepen / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow

    "Thank you for allowing me to serve you." -Jack Chapman, 1990-2018, last words Noodles & Beef, aka Dylan Hafertepen, is not your typical gay muscle-bear. He's into BDSM and polyamory; while most gay couples have the occasional threesome, Dylan's relationship is something else. He is the...

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