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  1. BoingBoingBoi

    Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio

    TonkaSaw, aka RobiVio according to his pro-wrestling name, is a host of a once popular internet talkshow called The Morning Kumite, but now due to his program's dwindling views, he regularly stirs up drama with anyone who disagrees with him and/or is more popular than him in order to re-generate...
  2. Jaimas

    Artcow Jay Geis / The Golden Knight / The Platinum Paladin / Dick Pierce

    Jay Geis - a name that lives on fondly (for all the wrong reasons) in the hearts of many Kiwis, as both his rise and fall paint him as one of the most wildly entertaining, deeply disturbing, and outright hilarious individuals ever covered by this website - has returned to prominence after a...
  3. emspex

    Lolcow Todd Daugherty / N9OGL / Fox Smith / Doc Dot

    MOD NOTE: Harping on Todd's loli/pedoness will earn you a threadban. There is plenty about Todd to laugh at, please don't ruin it with your pedosperging/pedobait. NO ONE CARES. Todd Daugherty is an angry, autistic manlet from Taylorville, Illinois. He is currently sitting in prison with two...
  4. Jaimas

    Careercow Munroe Bergdorf

    "One more time. Racism is a system that ALL white benefit from. Nobody is above or exempt. Regardless of how non-racist u consider yrself. Nobody is exempt from social conditioning or systemic racism. You can unlearn and be an ally but that doesn't mean you don't benefit from it." Munroe...
  5. Geoduck

    Paul Madariaga / Angriff / Akhentu / Ihuitl / Kraygern

    Paul Madariaga of Huntington Beach CA. Born 1977. Majored in film at UC Irvine. Husband is Bluekewne. They lived together in a fur house with Rainhopper/Toast, who's now in jail for kiddie porn. From a Chilean family of Orange County Republicans. He also lived with his brother (who has a...
  6. MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

    Kraut and Tea / Joseph Lancaster / @GiveMeThouMemes

    I am shocked to my core that nobody has made a thread on Kraut as of yet. I even considered doing it last year and decided to wait for somebody else to do it instead. Kraut and Tea is someone who everyone has wanted a thread on but nobody has bothered to make it, until today. Krazy Kraut is...
  7. Feline Darkmage

    David Sherratt / Spinosauruskin / "Shitrat" / Hardon for Assad / Alternative Facts / @discordspies

    Update: King of discord ops has now become so big brained that its actually a good thing that St Jude isn't getting money raised by Ethan from the Arby's Retort. Meet Spinosauruskin (powerword: David Sherratt), Twitter Youtube He's a 19-year-old Men's Rights Activist and MGTOW supporter that...
  8. TakeDownMan

    Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz

    Before I begin let me be clear on feelings on Maddox Pre-Podcasting with an ED quote: "Maddox (powerword George Ouzounian) is one of the pioneers of internet trolling, flaming, and unwarranted self importance." Maddox before becoming a Podcaster was great, unfortunately when you try and make...
  9. Nano

    Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright

    Feel like this thread has been overdue. Narcissa Wright/I_m_out_of_my_mind-sDGYviQwiGo.webm Cosmo is a former speedrunner who held a few records and helped popularize speedrunning but has recently fallen into obscurity after transitioning from male to female and quitting speedrunning...
  10. chimpburgers

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC

    MOD NOTICE: If you're seeing this post as the OP, then please head to this post instead as it's more up-to-date. Update, pics, dox and other details have been discovered: For more images of Jake Alley, this post later in the thread collects most of the known SGG photos Proof of Small Dick...
  11. chimpburgers

    Inactive David Simon Gallant

    Mod Edit: David Simon Gallant of Toronto, Canada is an unrepentant racist that routinely compares black people to Chimpanzees. Time to piss another sperg off and include them in my mass harassment campaign against Nora Reed and various asspatters. With Nora Reed shutting down her Twitter...
  12. chimpburgers

    MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King

    Dox Matthew David Jarbo 6537 Alpine Dr SW Olympia WA 98512 DOB March 26, 1982 baby mama / co-habitant Melissa Pauline Sampson DOB September 30, 1981 Since we've been talking about MrMetokur / Internet Aristocrat shit lately, why aren't we talking about this guy at all? After all, Metokur made...
  13. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    MAN THE HARPOONS, BOYS! WE HAVE A BIG ONE HERE! So you might be wondering, who the hell is Tess Holliday? According to her Wikipedia page, Tess Holliday or Ryann Maegen Hoven, formerly also known as Tess Munster, is an American plus-size model and a body-positive activist, politically correct...
  14. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    There might be a few typos in this, it's not like I have a team of editors working around the clock. Have you ever hated someone so much that you just wanted to tell the whole world how much you hate them? Well, meet Gregory James Daniel, also known as Onision. Okay, how has no one made a...
  15. AtroposHeart

    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/ForeverKailyn Kailyn Marie Wilcher, aka ForeverKailyn and most recently MsKailynMarie, is a Youtube beauty ‘guru’ hailing from Bowie, Maryland. Notable for her questionable skills and internet drama, she was first brought to the attention of the Farms by...
  16. PCA

    Careercow Gorgeous George / George Alexander Yarid

    Anybody ever heard of this guy who calls himself Gorgeous George: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George As you can see he is not too particularly gorgeous. He has a public access show where he proceeds to act like a complete pompous jerk and ends up getting relentless prank...
  17. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    (Keep in mind, this won't go through his entire history. This will go over the important bits or otherwise this would be a very long article. I won't mention the relationships such as Scarlett and April unless you guys really want me to, because this is supposed to be focused purely on Spoony)...

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