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  1. BoingBoingBoi
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    Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio

    TonkaSaw, aka RobiVio according to his pro-wrestling name, is a host of a once popular internet talkshow called The Morning Kumite, but now due to...
    Thread by: BoingBoingBoi, Sep 26, 2018, 3,410 replies, in forum: Internet Famous
  2. Jaimas
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    Artcow Jay Geis / The Golden Knight / The Platinum Paladin / Dick Pierce

    [IMG] Jay Geis - a name that lives on fondly (for all the wrong reasons) in the hearts of many Kiwis, as both his rise and fall paint him as one...
    Thread by: Jaimas, May 13, 2018, 584 replies, in forum: Lolcows
  3. emspex
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    Lolcow Todd Daugherty / N9OGL / Fox Smith / Doc Dot

    MOD NOTE: Harping on Todd's loli/pedoness will earn you a threadban. There is plenty about Todd to laugh at, please don't ruin it with your...
    Thread by: emspex, Apr 13, 2018, 208 replies, in forum: Lolcows
  4. Jaimas
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    Careercow Munroe Bergdorf

    "One more time. Racism is a system that ALL white benefit from. Nobody is above or exempt. Regardless of how non-racist u consider yrself. Nobody...
    Thread by: Jaimas, Mar 6, 2018, 34 replies, in forum: Lolcows
  5. Geoduck
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    Paul Madariaga / Angriff / Akhentu / Ihuitl / Kraygern

    Paul Madariaga of Huntington Beach CA. Born 1977. Majored in film at UC Irvine. Husband is Bluekewne. They lived together in a fur house with...
    Thread by: Geoduck, Aug 27, 2017, 15 replies, in forum: Animal Control
  6. MarvinTheParanoidAndroid
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    Kraut and Tea / Joseph Lancaster / @GiveMeThouMemes

    [IMG] I am shocked to my core that nobody has made a thread on Kraut as of yet. I even considered doing it last year and decided to wait for...
    Thread by: MarvinTheParanoidAndroid, Aug 27, 2017, 2,886 replies, in forum: Internet Famous
  7. Feline Darkmage
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    David Sherratt / Spinosauruskin / "Shitrat" / Hardon for Assad / Alternative Facts / @discordspies

    Update: King of discord ops has now become so big brained that its actually a good thing that St Jude isn't getting money raised by Ethan from the...
    Thread by: Feline Darkmage, May 1, 2017, 713 replies, in forum: Internet Famous
  8. TakeDownMan
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    Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz

    Before I begin let me be clear on feelings on Maddox Pre-Podcasting with an ED quote: "Maddox (powerword George Ouzounian) is one of the pioneers...
    Thread by: TakeDownMan, Sep 26, 2016, 4,395 replies, in forum: Lolcows
  9. Nano
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    Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright

    Feel like this thread has been overdue. [MEDIA] Narcissa Wright/I_m_out_of_my_mind-sDGYviQwiGo.webm Cosmo is a former speedrunner who held a few...
    Thread by: Nano, Sep 16, 2016, 4,412 replies, in forum: Lolcows
  10. chimpburgers
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    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley

    MOD NOTICE: If you're seeing this post as the OP, then please head to this post instead as it's more up-to-date. Update, pics, dox and other...
    Thread by: chimpburgers, Sep 1, 2016, 16,604 replies, in forum: La Zorra
  11. chimpburgers
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    Inactive David Simon Gallant

    Mod Edit: David Simon Gallant of Toronto, Canada is an unrepentant racist that routinely compares black people to Chimpanzees. Time to piss...
    Thread by: chimpburgers, May 17, 2016, 3,597 replies, in forum: La Zorra
  12. chimpburgers
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    MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King

    Dox Matthew David Jarbo 6537 Alpine Dr SW Olympia WA 98512 DOB March 26, 1982 baby mama / co-habitant Melissa Pauline Sampson DOB September 30,...
    Thread by: chimpburgers, Mar 15, 2016, 2,486 replies, in forum: Internet Famous
  13. hood LOLCOW
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    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    MAN THE HARPOONS, BOYS! WE HAVE A BIG ONE HERE! [IMG] So you might be wondering, who the hell is Tess Holliday? According to her Wikipedia page,...
    Thread by: hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016, 3,447 replies, in forum: Beauty Parlour
  14. Zorceror44
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    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    There might be a few typos in this, it's not like I have a team of editors working around the clock. [MEDIA] Have you ever hated someone so much...
    Thread by: Zorceror44, Sep 10, 2014, 9,589 replies, in forum: Beauty Parlour
  15. AtroposHeart
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    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    Bad Things to Do in the Kai Thread: - speculate about her disorder or lack thereof - speculate about Gracie's disorders or lack thereof - remark...
    Thread by: AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014, 14,269 replies, in forum: Beauty Parlour
  16. PCA
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    Careercow Gorgeous George / George Alexander Yarid

    Anybody ever heard of this guy who calls himself Gorgeous George: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George As you can see he is not too...
    Thread by: PCA, Apr 28, 2013, 63 replies, in forum: Lolcows
  17. Plissken
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    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    (Keep in mind, this won't go through his entire history. This will go over the important bits or otherwise this would be a very long article. I...
    Thread by: Plissken, Apr 21, 2013, 5,209 replies, in forum: Lolcows
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