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  1. chimpburgers

    Inactive David Simon Gallant

    Mod Edit: David Simon Gallant of Toronto, Canada is an unrepentant racist that routinely compares black people to Chimpanzees. Time to piss another sperg off and include them in my mass harassment campaign against Nora Reed and various asspatters. With Nora Reed shutting down her Twitter...
  2. chimpburgers

    MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King

    Dox Matthew David Jarbo 6537 Alpine Dr SW Olympia WA 98512 DOB March 26, 1982 baby mama / co-habitant Melissa Pauline Sampson DOB September 30, 1981 Since we've been talking about MrMetokur / Internet Aristocrat shit lately, why aren't we talking about this guy at all? After all, Metokur made...
  3. BILLY MAYS

    Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    MAN THE HARPOONS, BOYS! WE HAVE A BIG ONE HERE! So you might be wondering, who the hell is Tess Holliday? According to her Wikipedia page, Tess Holliday or Ryann Maegen Hoven, formerly also known as Tess Munster, is an American plus-size model and a body-positive activist, politically correct...
  4. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    Your trolling plans probably suck. Before you break the law to piss Werner off, read this: This is Lucas Werner, a 37 year old, homeless liberal atheist that is a huge supporter of Bernie Sanders. What exactly qualifies this man as a horrowcow? Werner has an obsession with wanting to bang...
  5. Internet War Criminal

    Richard "Terra" Jones / Fire / Buffalo Bill / Lightning Princess / Leslie Eclaire / Stilanas

    @Smutley made the original KF thread in the ADF subforum but this particular rabbit gloryhole goes back far deeper, back to 2002 when he registered an account under the name Fire on the Something Awful forums. He was wildly mocked there for his extremist tendencies and love of underage anime...
  6. chimpburgers

    Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise"

    Ethan Ralph, host of the #Killstream, has published revenge pornography of his 18-year-old girlfriend. If you are associates with Ralph, he collects dirt on you to blackmail you with forever. If you date Ralph, he will humiliate you and violate your dignity to win Internet cool points. If you...
  7. RedneckQuadFeed

    The Young Turks / Secular Talk / Cenk Uygur, Anna Kasparian & Friends

    Two for one deal here, and (hopefully) the last thread I make on this topic. The Young Turks is an online news show primarily rotted on YouTube. It's run by Cenk Ugyer and various others. It's extremely far left and liberal in it's views. Of coarse, this can cause them to go overboard with it...
  8. wagglyplacebo

    "ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo

    Introduction to ADF - biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists https://kiwifarms.net/threads/introduction-to-adf.21155/ (.) ADF and his bagina https://kiwifarms.net/threads/15-july-18-phils-pseudovagina-7-weeks-post-op.45526/post-3565463 Phil F.A.Q 2.0 - Bigger, Longer and Uncut...
  9. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Mod note: new OP credit to @arg and @Pizza Munch Onision, aka Greg, is a 35-year-old (b. November 11, 1985) self-described entertainer and YouTuber from Gig Harbor, WA. He became popular from his Banana Song in 2009. At one point, Greg was extremely successful on YouTube, but has since...
  10. AtroposHeart

    ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/ForeverKailyn Kailyn Marie Wilcher, aka ForeverKailyn and most recently MsKailynMarie, is a Youtube beauty ‘guru’ hailing from Bowie, Maryland. Notable for her questionable skills and internet drama, she was first brought to the attention of the Farms by...
  11. BALLZ-BROKEN

    Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

    NEW MODERATOR EDIT: Go here for a much better OP and an exemplary overview of Lowtax as a whole by user @Spunt. Below is the original OP, last edited multiple years ago. MODERATOR EDIT: @Lowtax has graced us with his presence, answering questions about SA, Shmorky and himself in general. I've...
  12. PCA

    Careercow Gorgeous George / George Alexander Yarid

    Anybody ever heard of this guy who calls himself Gorgeous George: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George As you can see he is not too particularly gorgeous. He has a public access show where he proceeds to act like a complete pompous jerk and ends up getting relentless prank...
  13. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07

    (Keep in mind, this won't go through his entire history. This will go over the important bits or otherwise this would be a very long article. I won't mention the relationships such as Scarlett and April unless you guys really want me to, because this is supposed to be focused purely on Spoony)...