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  1. Feline Darkmage

    Careercow Falco Girgis / GyroVorbis, Creator of "Elysian Shadows"

    "She was so out of it I didn't even know if having sex with her would be considered rape or not..." - Falco Girgis Name: Falco Girgis Alias: GyroVorbis Address: 206 Kellys Way Road Harvest, Alabama Age: 28 (Born July 23, 1989) Graduated from University of Alabama w/ Bachelor of Science in...
  2. Saladin

    Careercow Randy Pitchford / DuvalMagic

    (6/14/2020) NOTICE: This OP is now abandoned. (5/7/2019) UPDATE: The original voice actor for Claptrap has accused Randy of physically assaulting him. (5/2/2019) UPDATE: Randy's in shit now for lying about cosmetic microtransactions in Borderlands 3. UPDATE: Randy is accused of, among other...
  3. Juan But Not Forgotten

    Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme

    Let's find out! Alexander Stuart Mahan is the perfect example of why lolcows and mainstream success are like water and oil. Several times throughout his life stars aligned perfectly to let him make a name for himself, but every time he pissed it all away due to his arrogance, thin skin and lack...