1. Lysenko

    Snowflake Aubrey Ahna / Aubs / aubreys.healing.journey / Aubrey Winkie

    Aubrey Ahna (nee Aubrey Winkie,) is a young woman with Munchausen's who protrays her life online as a virtual medical soap opera your mom watched in the 80s. She gets triggered when the doctors don't give her exactly what she wants, then goes on angry rants about them on Instagram Stories. Aubs...
  2. Hamplanet Fitness

    Dylan Hafertepen / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow

    "Thank you for allowing me to serve you." -Jack Chapman, 1990-2018, last words Noodles & Beef, aka Dylan Hafertepen, is not your typical gay muscle-bear. He's into BDSM and polyamory; while most gay couples have the occasional threesome, Dylan's relationship is something else. He is the...
  3. Heinrich Himmler

    Thirsty people on Social Media

    Hallo, hallo!! Nowadays, we live almost half of our day on the various social media such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc. Something that in our stay on those platforms everyone of us has ran into at least once, is this. A young cute girl posts a pic, and someone feels the need to let know...
  4. Kitlen

    Snowflake Simply_Kenna / McKenna Kaelin / Kenna Suman/CozyKitsune

    I noticed Simply_Kenna didn't have a thread so I figured I'd make one. Who is Simply_Kenna? To put it simply, Simply_Kenna is Tumblrite/aesthetic wannabe who makes tons of Youtube videos for fans, showing tutorials, her "aesthetic", improperly teaching you about Buddhism, blatantly lying...
  5. Feline Darkmage

    Inactive Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow

    Meet Chronically Jaquie, ascendant queen of the spoonies. She faked illnesses until she actually made herself sick, and then she passed away this morning due to complications from an unnecessary and extremely invasive type of feeding tube. Name: Jaquelin Isabel Beckwith (nee Blake) Born: March...
  6. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Overview: This couple is an absolute trainwreck in progress I found over on /snow/ who've earned themselves 5 total threads over the span of just 2 months. Several pets died during the making of this thread thanks to Tay and Jon being awful pet owners. Rest in Peace to one of her hedgehogs, a...
  7. Feline Darkmage

    Snowflake Ellenor Jane "Elle" Darby

    Instagram Twitter (archive) Youtube (archive) This woman is one of the most vapid individuals I think I've ever seen and has a pretty good victim complex to boot. Originally she was just another instaho "influencer" who vlogged on youtube and enjoyed showing her ass to the camera. But then...
  8. Null

    Trainwreck TOOPOOR / Layla Shapiro

    Layla Shapiro, better known by toopoor, is a walking nightmare and kind of looks like the chick from Pulp Fiction. She makes a lot of money selling used cigarette buds to thirsty people. Twitter: Instagram: Vine...
  9. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun

    I've been meaning to make this thread for months, she's one of my favourite lolcows from the other farms. Her instagram is the current source of most of her stuff, it's currently private, but I don't know how accepting of new followers she is. Okay, Luna Slater is a 20 year old heroin addict...
  10. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Youtube Facebook Twitter Patreon (for thirsty whiteknights) Instagram Snapchat: mariahmallad Threads Original Second Third Fourth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth Momokun is a rather popular cow on, with 8 threads and counting. There's a lot of drama around her. Initially...
  11. entropyseekswork

    Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Weaver Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur / nycaw

    I know some users here are refugees from there, but for those of you who have never heard of GOMI (Get Off My Internets) it's the middle aged soccer mom version of the farms. They have some great content but mostly subjects of their ire are placed in a pillory over things like house decor...

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    MAN THE HARPOONS, BOYS! WE HAVE A BIG ONE HERE! So you might be wondering, who the hell is Tess Holliday? According to her Wikipedia page, Tess Holliday or Ryann Maegen Hoven, formerly also known as Tess Munster, is an American plus-size model and a body-positive activist, politically correct...
  13. AtroposHeart

    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    This is not a thread to bash or make fun of fat people. I am a fat person too, but this is to talk about the horror/denial that is fat acceptance. Simply, denying the real links between obesity and health problems and promoting it as a choice. I also notice that most fat acceptance people tend...

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