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  1. Catch Your Breath

    Chris Bryant / Simba Lion / Leader of Furry Menagerie / Furry Valley

    Mod Edit: Simba has been watching this thread and aggressively trying to discredit it. Aside from filing a Google UK privacy complaint against this thread, Simba and his close pals have been aggressively running damage control. From making accounts to screech about the posters in this thread and...
  2. Big Bad Brat

    حلال StarryGreenEyes95 / Taylor Mitchell Pickens / BlueGator / AzureTranquility

    Username in question: @StarryGreenEyes95 - https://kiwifarms.net/members/starrygreeneyes95.30039/ As you may have noticed by now, this tranny likes to post in a lot of threads to basically say he is much better than all the troons featured on the farms, as showcased in his literal first post in...
  3. K

    Kyle Lee Biddle / kyle2252 / p6274940 / Twilight Kyle

    MOD EDIT: This post was originally made in the Kothorix thread. It's been moved to its own thread. Enjoy. I actually like Kothorix, he seems like one of the more sane and sensible furries out there. Though not any more I guess, since he left. Smart move.
  4. darkshadowfox

    @DarkShadowFox / Sebastian Welch / foxboyhunter / furpawsradio

    Mod Edit: @DarkShadowFox was a user who joined Kiwi Farms to claim he had intel on the zoosadists and bragged how he was the master behind the leaks. Other Kiwis found he was a zoophile and he promptly shat up the Kero the Wolf thread. Info on his accounts: Dox: Here's the original post...
  5. BILLY MAYS

    حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony

    At first I thought this was just a lunatic attacking Chris, but judging from her social media footprint, she turns out to be worthy for a thread, and considering the circumstances, a halal on @LagoonaBlue. Harriet Louise Connor Quarterbridge College Road, Perth PH13PB Perth, Perth and Kinross...
  6. damian

    Artcow Jason Yungbluth / IamDeathRay / DeathRayGraphics / Wrathofporkins

    Jason Yungbluth is a cringey comic book writer/artist who a-logs obsessively about a # on twitter. He owns his own publishing company, DeathRayGraphics, where he makes poorly done parodies of popular nostalgia characters. Jason talking about his OC comic creation, Weapon Brown (A.K.A...
  7. ATaxingWoman

    Dramacow Alex Vidal / Alessandro Connor Vidal / AsrielDr33murr / Crayonization / CZation / Ashe826

    Alex Vidal / Alessandro Connor Vidal / Ashe Akira / Charlotte / AsrielDr33murr / Crayonization / Wolfette / CZation / Ashe826 Basic information Have you ever wished you were a cute virgin "cis" female so that you could have a cute girl deflower you? Alessandro "Alex" Connor Vidal (troon name...
  8. scared sheep

    Lolcow murrlogic / murrlogic1 / damien6 / MickleMackleMcKay / Michael McKay

    Can you guess what these two images have in common? No? Well don't worry your thick, albeit, pretty skull, this fellow can explain it! Links https://murrlogic1.deviantart.com/ http://archive.li/Ehxye https://web.archive.org/web/20180308185631/https://murrlogic1.deviantart.com/...
  9. Cuddly Pirate

    Austin "Dustin" Dalgleish / August Yifu / Blumiere / Augmiere / BlueBelly / Romulus / RomulusWulf / Blumwolf

    Back in 2010s or so, when your dear sweet fuckwit furfag doxer used to be a stupid furfag himself dancing on rainbows with a babyfur and generally making a faggot out of himself, there was a time where furries still collectively reeled from any form of criticism and ridicule. During this time a...
  10. IrishGuy088

    Careercow Christopher Lee King / PingPongCall / Blergatron9000 / CyndersScar - ARRESTED FOR FRAUD

    Christopher Lee King AKA: CyndersScar (twitter), CheetoNDorito (PSN/XBL), l.king946 (skype) Formerly: PingPongCall (twitter/reddit) Socks/Alts: blergatron9000 (gmail/reddit) Steam Aliases: PingPongCall, $UICIDEBOY$, Blergatron9000, PingPongCallBlergatron9000, Dank Rex DOB January 23, 1989...
  11. InLivingTuna

    Jason Grant / Jasonafex / JasonafexFA / Amorous and his girlfriend Kabier / Kaitlyn Layne Kelley

    On March the 21st, in the year of Our Lord 2019, Jason decided to join KiwiFarms to try and defend his honor. He has yet to leave, as of April 1st, 2019. For an easy way to read his contributions to the thread, I will direct you to this handy link. March 23rd saw the audio recording of an...
  12. Neil Venegas

    Horrorcow Jonathan Ross / EffinRawz / SonicJonathanSonic / SuperJonathanSonic / SpeedDemon

    This was a long time coming, but I want to introduce you all to Jonathan Elias Ross: He's a 19 year old man-child who you may know for starting beef with the Sons of Kojima a couple years ago, debating Che and getting absolutely destroyed because he did not know how to talk a language...
  13. Tempest

    Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master

    Skylar Ittner, pictured below, is a habitually reckless and malicious person whose contempt for personal responsibility is only rivaled by his contempt for homosexuals. He was removed from a Catholic college for harassing its gay students and then the college staff itself after being instructed...
  14. Marissa Morris

    Cat Fight Marissa Morris / Rachzel Nadja Grezbian vs. Kiwi Farms

    (Original thread) Hello I am Marissa Elienne, You do not know me. Why do you act as if you know something about me? I am a true music FAN. I support many musicians and do not flame or insult a lot of musicians online. Why not post all the wonderful and supportive comments that I post? I have...
  15. Yellow Shirt Guy

    David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    Meet David AKA Destiny Price, tranny from Dayton, OH who rants on twitter and google about Blaire White and other non SJW's who refute their nonsense, also a veteran He claims 30 years of discrimination from the USDA firing him over a blood test, he was stopped by his family in the Mid 1980s...
  16. sbm1990

    Skitzocow Ketchup / Danny Mikolajczak

    Lately, there's been an upsurge of right-wing cows showing up out of the blue, from neo-nazis, to nazi furs, to just plain old batshit crazy racist hicks. This brings us to the subject of this thread. Meet Danny Mikolajczak, a.k.a. "Ketchup". He is 47 years old, and currently lives in Two...
  17. The Jumping Dwarf

    Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover

    An Internet pasttime of mine when I'm bored is to attempt to go deep into YouTube. Recently, I found this freaky little man in one of these trips. His content is more disturbing than funny, but it's exactly the sort of beautiful trainwreck I know this place would love. I've been debating...
  18. Jon-Kacho

    Skitzocow Jan Harmond Dacion / Yoshi / Jan_D3

    Jan Harmond Dacion is a very strange Aussie. (they all are, I know) For at least the past year he has been shitposting on one of the most autistic corners of the internet: Yahoo Answers. He's been telling the same, very strange story (supposedly from 2010) for a while now...
  19. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    Your trolling plans probably suck. Before you break the law to piss Werner off, read this: This is Lucas Werner, a 37 year old, homeless liberal atheist that is a huge supporter of Bernie Sanders. What exactly qualifies this man as a horrowcow? Werner has an obsession with wanting to bang...
  20. chimpburgers

    Ethan Ralph / TheRalphRetort

    Ethan Ralph is a convicted felon and editor-in-chief of TheRalphRetort.com. Rising to prominence during #GamerGate, he returned from prison after punching a cop to host the #Killstream. A relatively successful show that bankrolled him for months, he was eventually kicked off after a charity...

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