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  1. Duff

    Sarah Louise Helen Rolls

    Meet Sarah Louise Helen Rolls, a psychotic exceptional individual who lives off a tugboat and believe that if she kills someone and drinks their blood she'll become immortal. Sarah also carries around a stuffed bear called "Ted" and believes it's alive, she listed Ted as her "son" in her family list and...
  2. BabygotACKACKACK

    Favorite Dsp lie/phrase/retcon?

    I know the pigroach is the creature of 10,000 lies, he loves to retcon everything from his birth to what he did 30 seconds ago. He also has quite the way of saying shit so exceptional you can’t wonder if he has a bit of the tism What’s your favorite lie(twitch loves me and my streams), favorite...
  3. JosephTX

    Anime News Network (ANN), Christopher Macdonald & Co.

    Anime News Network is an pathetic excuse of an 'media' outlet based in Montreal, Canada which is currently trying to follow the GAWKER buisness model through defamation, brigading and dubious legal acts in retaliation to something foreign and considered reprehensible in Canada, freedom of...
  4. B

    حلال StarryGreenEyes95 / Taylor Mitchell Pickens / BlueGator / AzureTranquility

    Username in question: @StarryGreenEyes95 - https://kiwifarms.net/members/starrygreeneyes95.30039/ As you may have noticed by now, this tranny likes to post in a lot of threads to basically say he is much better than all the troons featured on the farms, as showcased in his literal first post in...
  5. Monika H.

    Cool things a lolcow did

    Hallo, hallo!!! What's in your opinion the most sincerely cool thing a lolcow ever made? In my opinion, it was Marjan protesting naked on the court' steps Chris driving to Ohio to meet Julie, all on his own, driving 24 hours straight and not saying anything to Borb. Delusional as he was, that...
  6. Diabeetus

    Lolcows that you personally like

    Think of this as a 'guilty pleasure' sort of thing. Who are some people that are considered lolcows that you personally like in spite of their lolcow status? Some that I have are Digibrony, Kraut and Tea (at least before his war with the alt-right), and Hbomberguy.
  7. Monika H.

    Benign and toxic lolcows

    Lolcows are many and of many types, but in my opinion we can easily divide them in two sections. Benign lolcows; those who makes us laugh with their eccentricities but are nonetheless well intentioned/good-hearted/relatively harmless...
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    Lolcow Ian Levine

    Ian Geoffrey Levine (born 22nd of June, 1953) is a Northern English DJ who, decades ago, had produced a number of records by bands you'd never heard of, and the Pet Shop Boys. His work on the soul music scene may seem like he has some relevance, but his only notable trait in the popular culture...
  9. Feline Darkmage

    Millennial Woes / Colin Robertson

    Meet Colin Robertson, he is a Lolcow Behavior and Traits But in all seriousness, Colin Robertson (better known as Millennial Woes) is a friend of Richard Spencer (better known as the man who got punched in the face by an ANTIFA) and a self-declared member of the alt-right and Neoreactionary...
  10. vertexwindi

    Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    NEW MEMBERS: DON'T FORGET TO LOOK AT THE RULES BEFORE YOU POST, IN PARTICULAR THE RULE ABOUT TROLLING PLANS. DON'T FORGET TO KEEP YOUR REPLIES ON-TOPIC AS WELL LEST YOU FACE A BAN. THANK YOU - STAFF IS YANDERE SIMULATOR DONE YET: NO IS OSANA DONE YET: NO Most people today would know him as...
  11. TheMightyMonarch

    Lolcow Thaddeus McMichael / MadThad0890

    Being a newbie to KiwiFarms, I was actually pretty damn surprised that there was never a MadThad thread on here. Granted, not much is going on these days because of....certain reasons, but for a while, this dude was a goldmine of lulz and creepiness. So who is MadThad anyway? Thaddeus...