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  1. Akpofure

    Lolcow Scott Jessop / "Skippy" / @iamskippy / #SundanceSkippy

    If anyone has been on the side of YouTube where cringe compilations run rampant, you may have seen this man at one point or another: Skippy Jessop of Utah is a class of lolcow unlike the ones that gain the most attention on the farms. He hasn't broken the law, made horrendous art, or even...
  2. chimpburgers

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC

    MOD NOTICE: If you're seeing this post as the OP, then please head to this post instead as it's more up-to-date. Update, pics, dox and other details have been discovered: For more images of Jake Alley, this post later in the thread collects most of the known SGG photos Proof of Small Dick...

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