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  1. neger psykolog

    Baby Momma & Baby Daddy drama

    Typical baby momma/daddy posts: My boyfriend knocked me up and now I have 16 kids by 32 different partners, how do I organize the most effective child support payments? My girl tryin' claim da money from me but its not mine! how do I get a DNA test My ex partner is perfect in every way, but...
  2. InLivingTuna

    Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982

    NOTE: Child Protective Services are already investigating the situation and they've been sent the videos. Pestering them on social media or whining in the thread won't do anything. UPDATE 5/1/2017: Cody and Emma have been taken away and are now in the custody of their biological mother. Video...
  3. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    [NOTICE: Don't ask in the thread for people to call CPS on Gwen for being neglectful and shitty to her children. It's been discussed and calling the authorities is considered a trolling plan and as such will be shunned. The circumstances of the meatloaves in this thread may be disturbing but not...
  4. Abortions4All

    Horrorcow Secretly Fabulous / Kathleen Atkinson-Davidson of Oshawa, ON and Richmond, BC

    Meet SecretlyFabulous, an abuser and crazy person who has used contemporary gender rhetoric to disguise her disgusting conduct toward her child. She's got all the usual lolcow brilliance, like this kind of fiscal planning and responsibility: A week later ... She's of course got that ol'...
  5. chimpburgers

    MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King

    Dox Matthew David Jarbo 6537 Alpine Dr SW Olympia WA 98512 DOB March 26, 1982 baby mama / co-habitant Melissa Pauline Sampson DOB September 30, 1981 Since we've been talking about MrMetokur / Internet Aristocrat shit lately, why aren't we talking about this guy at all? After all, Metokur made...

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    MAN THE HARPOONS, BOYS! WE HAVE A BIG ONE HERE! So you might be wondering, who the hell is Tess Holliday? According to her Wikipedia page, Tess Holliday or Ryann Maegen Hoven, formerly also known as Tess Munster, is an American plus-size model and a body-positive activist, politically correct...
  7. DirkBloodStormKing

    Daniel Keem / KEEMSTAR

    First hearing about Keemstar/Drama Alert through the Lionmaker Drama, I decided to see what his content is like. Pretty much, he acts like a tumblrina but without the tumblr, and usually sticks to drama on YouTube and Twitter, his main places of causing drama. While he does have points on people...
  8. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    I'm sure some of you have heard of/seen pictures the "Cooking with Jack Show," but if not, let me explain a bit. He has made his career, for the last seven plus years, doing a cooking show on YouTube. In this time he has become infamous for his inability to actually cook things, and his awful...
  9. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    There might be a few typos in this, it's not like I have a team of editors working around the clock. Have you ever hated someone so much that you just wanted to tell the whole world how much you hate them? Well, meet Gregory James Daniel, also known as Onision. Okay, how has no one made a...
  10. acrylicpaint

    Trainwreck Margaret / Margo Palermo, VenusAngelic's Mom

    MOD EDIT: New OP written by @polexiaaphrodesia give her a round of applause. EDIT2: Timeline of events: Margaret Palermo is the narcissistic, manipulative, and unstable stage mother and ex-manager of Venus Angelic, a YouTube personality known for her distinct “living doll”, pseudo-Japanese...

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