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  1. In the Air of the Night

    Dramacow Ohmwrecker / Ryan N. Lord / Maskedgamer / TheMystic

    Ryan N. Lord 3103 Long Common Pkwy Elgin IL 60124 DOB June 28, 1979 ( age 38 ) https://www.facebook.com/01ryan10 (http://archive.li/PKgrL) https://old-friends.co/school.php?s=15961#1997 Ryan "Ohmwrecker" Lord, is a Youtube Let's Player and member of the VanossGaming/H2O Delirious' Youtube...
  2. MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

    Horrorcow Timothy William Murray / Tim Graf / TimG117 / RealTimGraf117 / RealTimGraf141

    Dead name: Timothy William Murray Current Name: Tim Graf Date of Birth: June 3, 1987 Location: Ridgecrest, California Name: Kelsey Graf Date of Birth: August 7, 1990 Location: Ridgecrest, California Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bookwyrm2 Timothy William Murray Tim Graf and Kelsey Graf...
  3. JoRo

    Orbiter Fred Fuchs / Freddy Boy

    Updates: The SoK is dead Members who still haven't spoken out Fred (hiding playing destiny 2 alone) Fizz (shit twitlonger and deleting his account like a dumbass and his girlfriend protected hers after insulting everyone) Evilaj (no apologies, just said to leave if you don't like his actions)...
  4. Smutley

    Timothy Whitbeck / Emma Quinn / Jane Wild / ChloeQuinnTS / timnygma / Gaara-30 / setokaiba24 (frm. Amber/Chloe Quinn)

    Tranny Chaser and Phil/Toren Asspatter Timothy James Whitbeck Jr. 1688 Nelms Lane Nashville NC 27856-9796 Born: November 3rd, 1988 Timothy is, quite possibly, the laziest tranny on planet earth. Lazier than Wes Bailey, than Nora Reed, even lazier than even Jake Alley. We're talking so lazy...
  5. chimpburgers

    Manosphere Matt Forney

    Meet Matt Forney, alpha male extraordinaire who thinks he knows everything about shrunken amygdalas and thinks he can diagnose anyone that opposes him. Yes, the guy is hardly into his late 20s but looks like this: He's one of Davis Aurini's best friends and has appeared on several of his...
  6. Gensdupays

    Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved

    So I don't know if this is different because he mostly posts "anonymously" on 4chan, but since we have a thread on Slugfucker maybe we can make this work. He does announce when he posts. First, maybe I should let Barneyfag explain himself in his own words. This was written to the resource...
  7. CatParty

    Jasonic / Jasonic1977 / Jason Crevier

    This guy was brought up in another thread so I decided to google his name and was absolutely horrified. Autistic plushy who has been known to associate himself with furries and bronies with no filter on what horrifying things he shares with those communities. Most notorious is him posting his...
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    Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964

    The old OP for this thread was outdated and never got into how unique Kengle is as a lolcow, so it's been replaced. You're welcome. - @chimpburgers Kenneth, or Kengle as many people affectionately call him, is someone who has been misunderstood as being boring and nothing special. In the...

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