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  1. Arm Pit Cream

    Trashfire ProJared (Jared Knabenbauer) Divorce Fiasco

    Projared has been cheating on his 5/10 coplayer wife Heidi for a 1+ year now with some streamer/"content creator" who u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶a̶t̶e̶ married (who cares?) Ross of Gamegrump fame. He (allegedly) abused her, ignored her, tried to get her to sign an NDA to shut her up and sent his friends...
  2. YourUnclesDad

    Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly

    Meet Graeme Kelly, a 30 year old brony from Kildare, Ireland. He loves cuddling MLP plushies and seeks a gamer girlfriend. Graeme loves porn, especially MLP porn. He is very active on Twitter and talks almost daily about depression, wanting a girlfriend, and not being a pedophile. "Talking...
  3. Burning Fanatic

    Louis Le Vau / Thomas Nelson / TomApollo / Tehblasta / Fuu-sama

    Thomas Nelson is a stereotypical example of an angry misogynist nerd: the kind that enjoys shitting on real women, loves to argue over nothing, and proudly defends loli-art as freedom of expression. He's taken on the identity of Louis Le Vau, similar to how his friend Carl Benjamin adopted the...
  4. Quetzalcoatl

    Tyler Bowie / MickeyMouseFan01 / MickeyMouse000024 / MickeyTheDisneyFan01

    Ahhh, New Years Eve. A perfect day to start drinking, maybe to gather your family and be together having fun, how about socializing with your friends, and then going to see that shiny ball go down in NYC... or maybe to actually stir a strange commotion. Now that's not the New Year spirit I...
  5. Zaragoza

    The Slums of Elwood

    Slums of Elwood is a fan forum dedicated to the PBS show Arthur. The forum takes extreme liberties with their relaxed moderation to allow all sorts of discussions of the show from weird fan fictions all the way to discussions on which characters members would like to date, to paraphrase the...
  6. Quetzalcoatl

    Zoosadist Nick/Nickolas Spahn / digivolve / wuffbitch / Tane

    Dox Nickolas A Spahn 1702 Noranda Dr #3 Sunnyvale CA 94087 DOB January 15, 1996 (age 22) SUMMARY Nickolas "Tane" Spahn is one of the Zoosadists furries with the longest messaging history (14 pages of messages.html) compared to everyone else in the chat leaks. He is also a confused sexual...
  7. Cherie Bomb

    Jetrex / Jetrex56 / Logan Alan Westfall

    (edited by neger to make OP) TLDR: Jetrex was some guy involved with Jonathan Ross who was involved with the Sons of Kojima who were involved with DSP. He has been arrested on suspicion of molesting an 8 year old child. Bail increased to $4,000,000 from $2,100,000 SEX PENETRATION BY OBJECT...
  8. CatParty

    Terrorist Sam Ambreen / Samina Ambreen Salahuddin / @SamAmbreenSalah / @SamAmSalahuddin

    Samina Ambreen Salahuddin (@SamAmbreen_) is a 3rd generation Pakistani immigrant to the United Kingdom. Born into a religious family, she rejected faith and became a 'murtad firti' (apostate) early in life. 36 years old now, she is married to a English man she has dress up in drag, and appears...
  9. emspex

    Lolcow Todd Daugherty / N9OGL / Fox Smith / Doc Dot

    MOD NOTE: Harping on Todd's loli/pedoness will earn you a threadban. There is plenty about Todd to laugh at, please don't ruin it with your pedosperging/pedobait. NO ONE CARES. Todd Daugherty is an angry, autistic manlet from Taylorville, Illinois. He is currently sitting in prison with two...
  10. InLivingTuna

    Artcow Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum

    People who are fans of western animation will probably not need any introduction here, John Kricfalusi is the creator of Ren and Stimpy and a pioneer of cartoons. He's also kind of a nut, and was fired from Ren and Stimpy because of his inability to meet deadlines and his bizarre ego he put into...
  11. Ashley

    Horrorcow The Puritans / Shawn Michael Vest / Shane Ballance / Gerald White & Shannon Rose West

    Update: I've misjudged who the cows were in this situation. It seems the trolls involved are part of a Neo-Nazi group, below noted as the "Puritans", who have sextorted and abused a number of people online, mainly young women. A more detailed look at who they are can be found here. Most...
  12. superthermite

    Lolcow Angry Misanthropist Freak / Tyler Junky / Sheldon Cole

    What do you get when you never grew out of your 2003-era teenage edgelord phase as an adult? You get an Angry Misanthropist Freak. I stumbled upon this guy in a youtube comment section bitching about white people. Looking at his channel I expected some kind of typical boring SJW content, but...
  13. Hellfire

    Horrorcow Timothy Wayne McClelland II / Beau McClelland / Beau99 / QueerCatDubh / TheAwesomeAutie

    Meet Timothy Wayne McClelland II, a pedophile who proclaims himself to be "literally impossible" to dox. Oops. This "literally impossible" to find information has been found! Timothy "Beau" Wayne McClelland II Born September 4th, 1986 Last known location (he lives with his dad): 17216 N 33rd...
  14. Vegemite

    Pizza Party Podcast

    Some History The Pizza Party Podcast is a podcast that was started by a cringy guy who goes by the name "Pan Pizza," on Youtube and two of his friends named Nolan and Ken. The podcast was originally just talking about the latest in cartoon news. This didn’t last long as the podcast started to...
  15. 2odastream

    TomSka / Thomas Ridgewell / @thetomska

    Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell used to be one of the most well known comedy channels in the UK. Internationally his work on the "ASDF" movies is what he's best known for, he's also the voice of the character Tom in the late great Edd Gould's Eddworld series and later took over the show at his best...
  16. redcent

    Manosphere Grotesque / Grotesquesubhuman / Unattractive Failure

    So in the depths of the groups of Incels out there are some of the more sicker folks. One turned up, proud to discuss his fetish for women with acid burns on their face Apparently he had a counsellor who's mother had cancer. What did this fine, sensitive man have to say about such a sad turn...
  17. 2odastream

    Horrorcow Preston Ward Condra

    Preston Ward Condra is a YouTuber who uploads multiple videos a day, usually clips from TV shows or him filming his soft toy collection. His online presence is spread out through multiple websites, notably Bodybuilding.com where he seems to have at least some sort of a reputation. Most of the...
  18. MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

    Horrorcow Timothy William Murray / Tim Graf / TimG117 / RealTimGraf117 / RealTimGraf141

    Dead name: Timothy William Murray Current Name: Tim Graf Date of Birth: June 3, 1987 Location: Ridgecrest, California Name: Kelsey Graf Date of Birth: August 7, 1990 Location: Ridgecrest, California Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bookwyrm2 Timothy William Murray Tim Graf and Kelsey Graf...
  19. Cuddly Pirate

    Austin "Dustin" Dalgleish / August Yifu / Blumiere / Augmiere / BlueBelly / Romulus / RomulusWulf

    Back in 2010s or so, when your dear sweet fuckwit furfag doxer used to be a stupid furfag himself dancing on rainbows with a babyfur and generally making a faggot out of himself, there was a time where furries still collectively reeled from any form of criticism and ridicule. During this time a...

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