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  1. Pargon

    Phil's Dark Skin Anxiety

    Big ups to @N0thingICanDo and their powers of observation. Over the last few months we've had multiple documented instances of Phil biting his nails and/or fingertips when black people turn up in video games. Mostly they've been posted in the general thread but I thought this was a curious...
  2. Wurstbrot

    ACKs the King #78, Sept. 26, 2019

    The guy who leaves his house once per week and has a severe lack of authentic opinions is ready to answer your questions about his suffering, money, taxes, bills, videogames, movies he has or hasn't watched, fast food and the same shit we've heard a million times before. Except he retcons his...
  3. thebonesauce

    [19-10-2018] Superhacker group blackmailing DSP?

    (Credit to @RobVC3 for bringing this to our attention and archiving it as the original post was not long after removed) https://archive.fo/4pix0 So it would appear someone named theshadowbroker (initialed S.B.) posted the above thread to The King Of Hate forums. The gist of the post is that...
  4. Wurstbrot

    Are we really jealous of Phil's success?

    When I'm not masturbating I do some thought-things with my braini-brain. And sometimes it leads to a topic which cannot be not written down; call it some autistic behaviour. I'm sure my words won't lead to anything since it's common knowledge and discussed a million times. But I also won't like...
  5. rizlajizzla

    In terms of entertainment value, how does Phail currently compare to your other favourite cows?

    He sure as hell makes me pine for the days of Commander Striker. His shitty behaviour is kept indoors, unlike Christine Chan and Amber Lynn, so it's more controlled. And he is just never, ever funny like Jace often was. Remember Jace? Goddamn it. Remember Gayle? Back in my day, lolcowing...
  6. Null

    DSP Halloween Stream

    give him clicks and da money https://go.twitch.tv/darksydephil (edit by neger pskolog so u can see da costume)
  7. A Witty Name

    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    DarksydePhil is a terrible middle-aged Let's Player with self-entitlement issues and a massively inflated ego. He is a Lolcow with a large cult following who watch only to see him and his business deteriorate. Timeline of "General Discussion": 2013: [1-15] (#1 to #291) 2014: [15-58] (#292 to...

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