pseudo intellectual

  1. oddish

    Extra Credits

    "Extra Credits" is a gaming channel that makes godawful "analysis" videos about videos games. The show started as a ripoff of Yahtzee that they made as a school project, and never progressed much further than that in quality. In it, they draw from their non existent "expertise" in game design...
  2. yawning sneasel

    حلال autisticdragonkin / Eric Borsheim / Dhul Qarnayn II / Kappashiro Nietzchieri

    I am founding a new religion called Hetheldom, another Abrahamic religion which is roughly as close to all three as Islam was to Christianity at its founding... ...I have a comprehensive but not yet complete theory of the world and religion which is enough to be a new religion in itself and I am...
  3. Feline Darkmage

    JFG / Jean-Francois Gariepy / jfgariepyneuro / The French Pervert / The Public Space

    Meet Jean-Francois JF is a French-Canadian former Academic at Duke University He's also a huge pervert and trainwreck in progress "I've seen chihuahua cocks a lot." "On Episode 21 J.-F. made a comment about how he liked to lick legs "for at least thirty minutes" "I just hate criminals, I...
  4. RichardMongler

    Careercow Hash C. Borgir / Atir Javid / The Stoned Apes / Psychedelics Daily

    A certain imageboard has just discovered Colorado's village idiot. Try melding a 30-something South Asian Jaden Smith and Inmendham together and feed him a steady dose of DMT, and you'd have Hash C. Borgir (real name Atir Javid), owner of The Stoned Apes and Psychedelics Daily. His blog is host...
  5. Feline Darkmage

    Conrad Aaron Collins / Digibrony / Digibro / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast

    Digibro is a mildly successful anime review youtuber who has found himself in a bit of a downward spiral that kicked off after recent drama involving the Procrastinators Podcast (PCP), something him and his friends run. And he even has a shady past, proclaiming himself publicly as a "lolicon"...
  6. MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

    Kraut and Tea / Joseph Lancaster / @GiveMeThouMemes

    I am shocked to my core that nobody has made a thread on Kraut as of yet. I even considered doing it last year and decided to wait for somebody else to do it instead. Kraut and Tea is someone who everyone has wanted a thread on but nobody has bothered to make it, until today. Krazy Kraut is...
  7. Wesley Willis

    Brooks Heatherly / Brooks Show / No Bullshit

    He's dumb and he talks like McLovin. Calls his channel No Bullshit, can't even make a proper no symbol. The words are supposed to be crossed out, ya fuckin' spaz. Then he criticizes ShoeOnHead for her content quality, when his all recycled garbage...
  8. Feline Darkmage

    Dramacow Kevin Peterson / The1Janitor / T1J

    Links: Article w/ his powerword Twitter Youtube Curious Cat I've been seeing this guy pop up multiple times in the SJW vs Anti-SJW lolcow wars that I've been following for quite a while with increasing frequency. And for full disclosure I even follow him on twitter because I find his...
  9. Loxiozzz

    Lolcow Mark Citadel & Hendrik Verbraeken / Open_reaction / Scenecore636

    Oh boy. A few weeks ago a user by the name of @Nrxion made a thread on a youtuber who "stalked" and sent porn to a man named Hendrik Verbraeken, a Neoreactionary and great thinker who hates transgender people. When nrxion was told to fuck off, he came back with @FloweringDaisy, another sock...
  10. Dynastia

    shoe0nhead / June Lapine/Laporta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer

    She tard rages about feminism and stuff what a lolcow. edit ; also @2odastream is a thot
  11. chimpburgers

    Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv

    ZINNIA JONES IS MAD AT THE INTERNET WHY THO? @yawning sneasel helped with much of the research that went into this thread, but I have heard about Zinnia Jones before through other sources. Sargon of Akkad has even mentioned him a few times in some of his YouTube videos and from what it...
  12. Anonimo

    Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple

    Ok, this thread is probably going to be a divisive one, and I'm hoping it doesn't devolve into troll shielding or something like that. What can be said about this guy? He is a British Youtuber who is notorious for making many videos that complain about SJWs or whatever groups fall under that...
  13. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    Your trolling plans probably suck. Before you break the law to piss Werner off, read this: This is Lucas Werner, a 37 year old, homeless liberal atheist that is a huge supporter of Bernie Sanders. What exactly qualifies this man as a horrowcow? Werner has an obsession with wanting to bang...
  14. chimpburgers

    Kristi Winters / kwintie / Dr K.M. Winters

    I've capped some of this idiot's sperging before and posted it into other threads. I didn't pay close attention to her as much until now because of all the salt she's been spewing for the past few days on her Twitter and finally I decided to say fuck it and go ahead and give this exceptional individual her own...
  15. chimpburgers

    Manosphere Matt Forney

    Meet Matt Forney, alpha male extraordinaire who thinks he knows everything about shrunken amygdalas and thinks he can diagnose anyone that opposes him. Yes, the guy is hardly into his late 20s but looks like this: He's one of Davis Aurini's best friends and has appeared on several of his...
  16. chimpburgers

    Manosphere Davis M.J. Aurini and Jordan Owen

    I'm not sure if this person warrants a thread or not, but there's this guy on YouTube that goes by Davis Aurini. He's a Canadian reactionary, author and an MRA that makes all these videos about how the West is totally fucked and lives in Calgary up in Alberta. In one of the questions I asked to...
  17. Philosophy Zombie

    Infected TV Tropes community

    I posted a thread on TV Tropes in Lolcow. Apparently it's not true and honest, but I think the forums shit at least is going to be interesting to a few people. The TV Tropes wiki forums—where tropers do their Important Trope Business like pointing out that a page is autistic and then not doing...

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