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  1. Arm Pit Cream

    Trashfire ProJared (Jared Knabenbauer) Divorce Fiasco

    Projared has been cheating on his 5/10 coplayer wife Heidi for a 1+ year now with some streamer/"content creator" who u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶a̶t̶e̶ married (who cares?) Ross of Gamegrump fame. He (allegedly) abused her, ignored her, tried to get her to sign an NDA to shut her up and sent his friends...
  2. 2odastream

    Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump

    Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson is a Newgrounds animator turned youtube let's player who hosts the channel Game Grumps. Arin likes to think of himself as an expert of politics and game design, constantly spouting on about how woke he is and even starting a series on youtube called Sequelitis to talk...
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    Quinton Kyle Hoover / Quinton Reviews / Q_Review / OttselSpy24

    Old OP: http://archive.li/Eb7ik Unoficial thread song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWf0NwUoBo (Im not mad, I'm disappointed Quinton) Chapter I: A greasy neckbeard somewhere on the Bible Belt. - Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times . Niccolo...
  4. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    Update: The past month has not been kind to Michaud & the Walker Brothers. A 70 page document hosted on google docs by Lupa & other former CA contributors paints a picture of massive decade-spanning incompetence...
  5. ThePlagueTND

    Lolcow Back Pocket Game Reviews / Nicholas Hill / BPGR / FalseJesus1987 / Falsjesus

    "Remember guys, click that thumbs up, it's a middle finger to the haters." Info Channel Name: Back Pocket Game Reviews (BPGR) Real Name: Nicholas Hill Other Names: FalseJesus (many different variations) Address: 615 Gleaming Dr Galloway, OH 43119 Want to check out the outside: Google Maps Want...
  6. 2odastream

    Careercow Cellspex

    OP IS SHIT, WILL BE UPDATED Cellspex is a former brony analyst turned cartoon critic, and home to one of the funniest bad youtube channels I've ever watched. If you want a rundown of what she does here's her reviewing a Bible movie: If you want a summary, she does a really obnoxious recreation...
  7. Feline Darkmage

    Manosphere Shawn James / @shawnsjames / @TrueShawnJames / SJSdirectNY

    Web Presence: Amazon Books Twitter Twitter #2 Youtube Blogspot This dudes been sperging about hating black women and trolls at CWC on twitter https://twitter.com/search?q=from:trueshawnjames @cwcsonichu&src=typd http://archive.li/EhlO8 He's fond of a lot of black pick-up artist subculture...
  8. Inigo

    Angry Joe Vargas

    Angry Joe has been going downhill for a long time now, but I think with the recent Twitter storm that strongly implied that Joe doesn't want to make Angry Reviews anymore, a thread on him is justified. Joe is beginning to lash out at fans who ask him why there are no Angry Reviews for games...
  9. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Jim Sterling (James Stanton/Sexton) & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain)

    Jim Sterling and TotalBiscuit. Two names that really caught the attention of PC gamers (with them being mentioned a lot in PC gaming communities like the PC Master Race subreddit) and they knew who they are even if they never watched a video from them. So why they are in one thread? Because they...
  10. Brandobaris

    TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette

    Lindsay Carole Ellis, Born November 24th 1984 in Johnson City TN. Only Child. Currently resides in Astoria, New York. Former Channel Awesome contributor, Comedy Pop Culture critic, Writer, Editor, Film and Theatre "critic" Lindsay grew up around Roan mountain of the Appalachian Mountains, a...
  11. *Asterisk*

    Razorfist / The Rageoholic / Darrage O'Hollick / Daniel Harris

    This one's for you, @Hellsperger. Razorfist is a somewhat popular web-celeb who makes game reviews, music retrospecks, and rant-logs for Youtube. He's also a huge fucking baby who's incapable of avoiding slapfights and humiliating himself on public platforms. Amongst other things: Doxed his...
  12. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    I'm sure some of you have heard of/seen pictures the "Cooking with Jack Show," but if not, let me explain a bit. He has made his career, for the last seven plus years, doing a cooking show on YouTube. In this time he has become infamous for his inability to actually cook things, and his awful...
  13. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    (Keep in mind, this won't go through his entire history. This will go over the important bits or otherwise this would be a very long article. I won't mention the relationships such as Scarlett and April unless you guys really want me to, because this is supposed to be focused purely on Spoony)...

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