01/02/16- Jabba the Phil "exercises", Bitches about Truscum -

[cans.wav]

Gee, someone with your weight and health totally biked the equivalency of 20 miles, and isn't lying like always.

No. One. Gives. A. Shit.

 

[chimpburgers]

He will always look like he had too much candy bars. Phil's lying again. Meh.

 

[seagull]

I'm perplexed by why he thinks viewing his mileage in kilometers makes him "move faster and keep momentum."

The answer is autism, isn't it?

 

[cumrobbery]

Truscum? Phil that's classist

 

[sugoi-chan]

Here's where we say that he should take a picture of him on the bike to prove that he's actually exercising and then tomorrow he'll post a picture of the entrance to the YMCA as proof.

I'm perplexed by why he thinks viewing his mileage in kilometers makes him "move faster and keep momentum."

The answer is autism, isn't it?

Cause only imperialist shitbag capitalists use the imperial system. True latinx communists use the metric.

 

[VLAD]

I think he meant to type 35 mm.

Can't blame him, the keys are like right next to each other.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Phil literally believes that 35 km is the same as 35 miles.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Phil literally believes that 35 km is the same as 35 miles.

For those of you autistic enough to be interested, 35 km is equal to about 21.7 miles.

 

[Ruin]

Phil literally believes that 35 km is the same as 35 miles.

The point is moot since he didn't even bike three feet.

 

[Pillow]

Aren't gyms supposed to have a somewhat strict dresscode?

 

[Arkangel]

Phil should post a video of himself using the exercise bike. It would certainly show that he's doing what he says.

Also, I thought it was the tumblr transtrenders who are being violent towards "truscum" and not the other way around.

 

[Cave]

I don't think anyone should do 20 miles on an exercise bike.

It's really not doing you any major benefit.

This is all assuming he did 20 miles.

Which he didn't lol.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Really? He couldn't even post a smaller, slightly more believable number? Tho even if he said he biked only one mile we'd still be here calling bullshit, so go big or go home is his logic I guess?

 

[Tempest]

he probably just spinned the petals at a low setting
though I'll say that to be generous his way of measuring is probably completely inaccurate

 

[Pikonic]

Really? He couldn't even post a smaller, slightly more believable number? Tho even if he said he biked only one mile we'd still be here calling bullshit, so go big or go home is his logic I guess?

I would believe it if Phil said a mile, maybe 1.5. It's not hard to bike a mile.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I will actually purchase him a bicycle if he can demonstrate the ability to bike 5 miles.

 

[Positron]

So he reveals his location despite "security reason"?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

If he set the excercise bike on easy, he may indeed have "biked" the equivalent of 35 km. ADF's legs probably are in slightly less terrible shape than the rest of his body because he does a lot of walking (lacking a home or transportation). So 35 km on easy mode are not out of the question.
(Of course he may have ignored a decimal point and turned 3.5 km into 35)

 

[Gagamaru]

i thought phil couldn't sit on bikes though?

 

[cycle5]

Gee, someone with your weight and health totally biked the equivalency of 20 miles, and isn't lying like always.

Well, I've noticed Ahuviya reads these threads religiously so Hey Ahuviya, instead of making it some weird "tell them I said" posts on other social media how about just post right here if you are going to comment?

anyway, I'm a spinning instructor (and will use computrainers, tacx trainers as well) as well as an 'outdoor' cyclist . TBH, the "equivalency of 20 miles" is bullshit (not your assessment, but the whole notion). I wish they'd take those odometers off stationary bikes. They don't mean shit.
It just doesn't tell anyone much of anything - resistance, cadence, time are all more important factors.
That's why newer stuff uses power-meter based training.
You really want to couple that with HRT (Heart Rate Training) and the power output is a refinement on top of that.
If you have to go manual on a stationary, you really need to go PE (perceived exertion, you sometimes see it as RPE in the training docs) against time (and estimated cadence is helpful)

unless there's a back issue or you are specifically training for a dorky HPV event...the recumbent isn't very good option. You aren't getting out of the saddle into a weighted position.

The idea of "metric makes me go faster" is total bullshit too. It's a ridiculous fucked up training basis either for baseline or intervals.
it means Ahuviya is, at best, going in with no plan and is what we sometimes call "cardio bunnies". You've all seen em, they put the saddle way low so their knees can get all fucked up and pedal around with little resistance then jump on stairmaster and lock their elbows
and that's at best.

Riddle me this bat buddies : Why would Ahuviya go to a Men's Christian organization?

Hey Ahuviya : don't pretend to be a cyclist. If you are going to go bike snob, at least actually learn about it. or maybe better, actually do it for a while