01/09/2016 - Literally Retarded Phil Forgets He Was Run Out Of Portland -

[Smutley]

Hey Phil!

The last time you were up there you made two incredibly nice people uncomfortable with your awful behavior. After they quietly sent you away you tried and raise a mob against them and were run out of the Portland trans community a pariah. You might want to go back to Philly because no one on the west coast wants you.

Love,

The Kiwifarms

 

[Maruukat]

what friends?

 

[APerson]

"as soon as I have the surgery"
So, never going to happen.

 

[Tookie]

Yeah, he has to leech everything he can get off the State of California before he heads back to Oregon.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Translation for fast-in-the-minds: Phil is going to lie about getting his balls chopped off in 3-4 weeks, change his name on Facebook, and brag to Kiwi Farms that he can sit on a bike 3-4 days after the surgery even though he should be recovering in that time frame.

Oh yeah and he'll also lie about his weight while guzzling down mouthfuls of queso and ginger ale.

 

[VLAD]

Translation for fast-in-the-minds: Phil is going to lie about getting his balls chopped off in 3-4 weeks, change his name on Facebook, and brag to Kiwi Farms that he can sit on a bike 3-4 days after the surgery even though he should be recovering in that time frame.

Oh yeah and he'll also lie about his weight while guzzling down mouthfuls of queso and ginger ale.

Is he allowed to change his name on Facebook anymore? His last suicide bait came about because he couldn't, along with threats to burn down all the synagogues in his imaginary country.

 

[Hyperion]

It's pretty weird how he just happens to head south for the winter and north for the summer, much like a migrating animal.

 

[drtoboggan]

The move will happen like 7/4/97 did...not at all.

 

[yasscat]

Is he allowed to change his name on Facebook anymore? His last suicide bait came about because he couldn't, along with threats to burn down all the synagogues in his imaginary country.

You can only change your name on facebook once every 60 (or 90, but I think it's 60) days. So at the time he couldn't, but he probably could now.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Is he allowed to change his name on Facebook anymore? His last suicide bait came about because he couldn't, along with threats to burn down all the synagogues in his imaginary country.

You can change your name on FB when you change your name legally, even if you've used up your allotted name changes.

 

[Ruin]

Yeah, he has to leech everything he can get off the State of California before he heads back to Oregon.

Phil is an autistic locust.

 

[Pocoyo]

Phil is an autistic locust.

Locust is an autistic phil.

 

[Bassomatic]

Dont suggest he comes to Philly again

 

[yasscat]

Dont suggest he comes to Philly again

Seriously, Pennsylvania is bad enough even without him in it. Don't make it worse.

 

[Dain Bramage]

"as soon as I have the surgery"
So, never going to happen.

He insists on a police motorcade to the doctor's office. I doubt that's ever gonna happen.

Seriously, Pennsylvania is bad enough even without him in it. Don't make it worse.

With Sick Nick in prison, PA needs a new State Perv.

 

[yasscat]

With Sick Nick in prison, PA needs a new State Perv.

NOPE.

 

[Psycho]

He's probably hoping that the memories of the people in Portland are as short as his.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

If the west coast doesn't want him, and he can't go back to the east coast, he has only two other choices: The midwest, or the south. Hoping he comes to Texas so a certain Russian Texan Ninja Kiwi can help keep tabs on him.

 

[XH 502]

Phil just needs to embrace his destiny and become Florida Man.

 

[yasscat]

Phil just needs to embrace his destiny and become Florida Man.

Florida Man is my favorite superhero.